creative misanthropy

When I see two kids enjoying playing in a sandbox, I like to say, "you guys are fags."

I take a boombox to the park when everyone's out there enjoying a nice day and blast house music (even though I don't like it myself)

When I go see a comedian, as soon as he walks on stage, I stand up and yell, "that's the guy that came to where I work and knocked the dick out of my mouth"

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

When I feel like being an anus on 4chan, I use the moniker !MILKRIBS4k

>>5
Just watch out for bricks!