Good things about the US

Everyone seems to like giving the poor Americans a bash. I thought I might start a new trend and only say nice things about the Yanks for a while.

My favourite thing about America - they way they say/spell ass. We use 'arse' but I rather like the way the yanks say 'ass'... it sounds much better when you offer to go get someone a spoon just before they 'eat yo ass'

Whats your favorite thing about America ?

They make the English look more intelligent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9RG5emeVKc

piss

I rather like how classy they are.

I went to Detroit last week. The locals used a multitude of words that I hadn't the foggiest idea as to the meaning.

They sure a clever bunch of chaps.

WRONG.

>>5
is an impostor

I may have believed you were a brit if you had written it more like this,

"I rather like those classy gents in Detroit. The locals used a vernacular that had phrases of which I hadn't the foggiest as to the meaning.
Quite a clever bunch of chaps."

GOOD DAY

Their immigrants.

Redwoods

>>7
No, they're my immigrants!

EVERYTHING'S bigger over there. even the burgers!