I just a turkey

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How are you =]
You: i feel bad
Stranger: for what?
You: i just a turkey
Stranger: huh?
You: a turkey
You: ...
You: :(
You: i just a turkey
Stranger: that dosent make sense to me, you what a turkey? :S
You: all of it
You: is it bad?
Stranger: ate it?
Stranger: noo its fine
You: no, shoved it up my ass
Stranger: lol
You: feels good man...
Stranger: ok pretty bad
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I was Hungary, but then I Turkey.