/lounge/ - !Milkribs5k

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 4:37

ATTENTION, PROTOTYPE

We have just finalised construction of Milkribs5k, who is set to replace the old Milkribs4k at 00:00 hours 26th November 2009.

If your Milkribs has been acting strange lately, please bring it along to any of our stores nationwide for a free upgrade to 5k, redeemable on the 26th November.*

*If your Milkribs has been tampered with, we cannot offer you a free upgrade. Your Milkribs must be returned, as it was issued from stock.

If you have any queries on our Milkribs series, then please contact youarean@anus.org or call us on our premium line 0870 404 0404

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 6:10

I could destroy you! I could beat your ass off! I have self control so I won't!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 9:41

But does he come with nipple rings?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 10:26

>>3
shitting dick nipples

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 11:09

>>3
I think I'll consult the help line.

Name: >>5 2009-11-25 11:58

Huh...that's weird I rang the helpline and someone yelled : "You're an anus!" and hung up...premium service my foot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 5:55

>>6
try emailing them

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 9:05

http://www.anus.org/

This place isn't what it once was

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:42

Still waiting on my upgrade.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2010-02-02 14:49

NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:57

>>10
YES PLEASE

!Milkribs5k

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 4:37

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 6:10

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 9:41

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 10:26

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 11:09

6 Name: >>5 2009-11-25 11:58

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 5:55

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 9:05

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:42

10 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2010-02-02 14:49

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:57