Made a twitter chonicling stupid gf sayings

http://twitter.com/stupidgf
If you ignore the terrible spelling in the few drunken updates, you'll see why I had to do this. she comes out with some other level shit.
My recent favourite;
"you know how you can get heart transplants, can you get brain transplants?"

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

>>2
Cool down. I've been here a while. I just wondered what people would think of it.

Your gf talks about vaginas? Pretty cool, mine doesn't.

>>4
She may not be a genius, but she can always come up with an opinion on something.
Your girlfriend doesn't talk about vaginas? maybe it's just not been long enough.

>>3
Oh sorry. There's just so much raw sewage leaking from /b/ on world4ch that I can't tell the real stuff from the legit. I apologize for the false positive.

*Trying to flex balls*

Nope, no muscles there

>>7
weakling

*flexes balls*