Let me tell you about the paper.

I was writing a paper... on the PC and it was like, "BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIPBYIPBYIPBYIP".  And then, like, half of my paper was gone.  And I was like, "huh?" It devoured... my paper.  (It was a really good paper.)  And then I had to write it again but I had to do it really fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind've... a bummer.

Lounge quality!

A PC a poor writing surface, next time try using a table.

The anus is angry.  Just watch, next all the phones will start ringing

>>1
so you are the old man from crank yankers eh?

kind've
Well I'll be damned, I have never been trolled this way round; it's always "should of" and "would of".

>>6
Think outside the square, fag. It is a colloquialism not a troll. Are you really such a dullard you can't understand that sometimes text is used to imitate spoken language? Technically perfect grammar is for children, adults are able to appreciate the subtle connotations of the written word; they know that sometimes perfect grammar is not so perfect for the mood the author is trying to convey.

>>7
What about the queer agenda?

>>7
Hear hear.