Let me tell you about the paper.

I was writing a paper... on the PC and it was like, "BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIPBYIPBYIPBYIP".  And then, like, half of my paper was gone.  And I was like, "huh?" It devoured... my paper.  (It was a really good paper.)  And then I had to write it again but I had to do it really fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind've... a bummer.