stuff you'd say if you had to teach

"Why don't you come up here and lick my asshole, you little shit"

"I'd ask you to do the question on the board, but your riduculous breasts would rub out my writing."

"Cavity searches will be mandatory"

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I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

"I expect all girls to put on these little sailor suits and address me as 'Sensei'"

Jackson 5 GET

>>6
I rage every time I see a misused meme like this.

"Your grade is an F, as in I'm going to F you in the asshole"

wwwww

"Jesus, bitch, pregnant again?  Who keeps fuckin' you?"

someone please tell me if I was right or wrong in this situation:

2 days ago, housemate cooking dinner for a guy, other housemate invites guy along(who I loathe) + one other couple.

so 3 couples eating dinner

meanwhile : Im in my room having some kind of psychotic episode, trashed my room, started hallucinating, couldnt see or stand up etc.

housemate who invited guy round fucking screws at me in the middle of this episode about not saying hello to random guy.

Im too out of it to say anything -

text today : "I cant believe you completely blanked peter (guy)"

text back: "oh, im so sorry, next time i have a psychotic episode I'll make it a priority to say hello to someone I don't like. also Ill do your dissertation and roll you a joint while im at it.:D"

was this the correct course of action?

wtf?

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