Georgie Porgie, Ten Years On

AP - Georgie Porgie appeared before court today on fifteen counts of assault and rape, nearly a month after his routine traffic stop-turned tri-state manhunt made national headlines.  The series of attacks goes back five years.  Using accounts by two of the victims, investigators were able to create a compository sketch which led to Mr. Porgie's identification by a traffic cop.  He managed to escape capture, however, and led state and federal agents on a four-day chase across the Appalachian range.  In a tearful press conference yesterday, his most recent victim called for justice to be served.  Mr. Porgie denies the allegations.

Local residents were shocked by news that three of the city's most prominent citizens, the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker were spotted walking out of the Pine Street Bath House together.  When questioned about it the butcher stated that he was merely looking for a restroom.  The baker and candlestick maker refused to answer.

Jack was charged with statutory rape of Jill in 2002.  He fled to Paris to avoid sentencing.

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