Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 23:01
It's the scandal of the century; Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was revealed today to have been sexually involved with an eighteen-year-old New Brunswick boy. The two first met on the internet hot spot, /lounge/, before beginning a series of motel rendezvous. Mr. Harper denies the allegations:
"I did not have sexual relations with that anus"
Attorney Kenneth Starr has been assigned to oversee the investigation. His opinion?
"I wouldn't believe that chubby smile for a second."
"I did not have sexual relations with that anus"
Attorney Kenneth Starr has been assigned to oversee the investigation. His opinion?
"I wouldn't believe that chubby smile for a second."