For instance, the so-called flying. What he does is even more incredible than fly. He willfully changes his position in space with his mind, accelerating from rest in any direction or hovering in the local frame of reference. That is, he appears to have complete telekinesis power over himself. He could hide in a cloud and masturbate in there.
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Anonymous2009-10-19 3:39
superman actually can't fly, he can just jump really really really good.
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Anonymous2009-10-19 4:29
Asuka Langley Soryu: Hurry up!
Shinji Ikari: Jeez, you're such a pain in the ass. Is that what happens when you start your period?
Asuka Langley Soryu: WHAT? What did you say?
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What are the characteristics of the Jewish golem? Compare them to the the characteristics of Superman. Draw your own conclusion then.
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Anonymous2009-10-19 22:52
I wonder if we can trust the OP for factual accuracy since he doesn't know what it feels like to have his penis inside a real, live vagina.
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Anonymous2009-10-19 23:49
Furthermore, Superman can venture into airless space without ill effect, unless in proximity to a red sun. How his biological processes can continue is a mystery never explained. Perhaps he refreshes his cellular processes with Coca Cola. Fancy that.