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the Superman character is far fetched

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 1:44

For instance, the so-called flying.  What he does is even more incredible than fly.  He willfully changes his position in space with his mind, accelerating from rest in any direction or hovering in the local frame of reference.  That is, he appears to have complete telekinesis power over himself.  He could hide in a cloud and masturbate in there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 3:39

superman actually can't fly, he can just jump really really really good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 4:29

Asuka Langley Soryu: Hurry up!
Shinji Ikari: Jeez, you're such a pain in the ass. Is that what happens when you start your period?
Asuka Langley Soryu: WHAT? What did you say?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-19 6:01

It started as a childrens comic! What would you expect!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 13:00

>>2
samurai jack episode?

Name: RedCream 2009-10-19 13:48

Superman is a 20th Century re-interpretation of the Jewish golem.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-19 14:54

>>6
How so! I don't see what you are saying here!

Name: RedCream 2009-10-19 22:17

>>7
What are the characteristics of the Jewish golem?  Compare them to the the characteristics of Superman.  Draw your own conclusion then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 22:52

I wonder if we can trust the OP for factual accuracy since he doesn't know what it feels like to have his penis inside a real, live vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 23:49

Furthermore, Superman can venture into airless space without ill effect, unless in proximity to a red sun.  How his biological processes can continue is a mystery never explained.  Perhaps he refreshes his cellular processes with Coca Cola.  Fancy that.

Name: RedCream 2009-10-20 2:15

Who would supply Superman with Coca-Cola?  Admit your role!

Name: RedCream 2009-10-20 2:16

If space is airless, how long can we realistically expect Superman's Coca-Cola to remain fizzy?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 12:58

Superman MUST have his Coca-Cola fresh. Otherwise, how will he be able to truly enjoy that refreshing brownness?

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