new marking scheme to reflect real life

Students are always interested in being prepared for real life, and constantly question the way things are done in school as it pertains to real life.  With that concern in mind, we shall grade students accordingly:  grades shall be allocated almost randomly, or based on how rich their parents are.

>>6
What are you? fifteen? Pipe down, kid.
>>5
I should have said in my post that I'm 29, I spent the decade from eighteen to twenty eight as a shelf stacker at the grocery store.