new marking scheme to reflect real life

Students are always interested in being prepared for real life, and constantly question the way things are done in school as it pertains to real life.  With that concern in mind, we shall grade students accordingly:  grades shall be allocated almost randomly, or based on how rich their parents are.

i got into law school a year ago. best year of my pathetic tale, i felt like i finally had a life after a decade of complete lonerdom. i thought over the years i had learned to be friendly with acquaintances and people at work to a degree, and come off as normal.

i got thrown out a few weeks ago. what was the reason? the main instructor basically said that it was obvious to him and all the other people in the class that i was a loner who had had no real adult relationships, and that there would be no point in continuing this kind of training since i had no real life experience to draw from. he said you could be a comedian of some sort, but what we teach here this isn't going to work out for you until you get some serious therapy. he also said to me he knew i was a virgin, without me ever telling anyone that. that was pretty weird to hear.