Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 4:03
Sup /b/,
Here's my story;
I went to a my friend's house where he lives with 3 other roommates today. I normally go to his house where we drink a couple beers and chill out, eventually we have parties or "gatherings" where a few females are around. I crack a couple of "witty"(cynical) jokes and we have an overall good time playing drinking games. I never hooked up with any of the girls but they all enjoy my company. I feel that along with my friend, we are the most interesting and entertaining people in the "gathering".
Back to the story... As soon as I catch up to speed on the happenings of their lives, my friend's and his roommates. I hear that one the roommates, lets call him "Pele", happens to have 2 dates in one weekend.
One is with this girl who happens to be a bitch and I don't care if he's going out with her and the other is this cool cute girl who is pretty interesting. Either way this guy is getting something outta this weekend.
My problem lies in the fact that I have reached a certain point in my life and I have these undeniable facts.
1) I am a virgin.
2) I never had a girlfriend.
3) I have never had a deep emotional relationship with anyone.
4) That this situation may become permanent...
It is because of these reasons and these alone which I feel that there is something wrong with me. The only conclusion is that there is something wrong with me physically, psychologically or both.
I don't believe myself to be hideous, but I do believe myself to be in better shape than Pele.
I just don't know what to do or where to begin. I'm about to lose hope and become a monk or something. I don't want to get laid anymore, that kinda went out the window with adolescence. I want companionship, I want someone to share this experience we call life with...
What more can I say, what more can you give me /b/?
(Sure, state your simple replies and your meme's but it won't change my or your fate)
Here's my story;
I went to a my friend's house where he lives with 3 other roommates today. I normally go to his house where we drink a couple beers and chill out, eventually we have parties or "gatherings" where a few females are around. I crack a couple of "witty"(cynical) jokes and we have an overall good time playing drinking games. I never hooked up with any of the girls but they all enjoy my company. I feel that along with my friend, we are the most interesting and entertaining people in the "gathering".
Back to the story... As soon as I catch up to speed on the happenings of their lives, my friend's and his roommates. I hear that one the roommates, lets call him "Pele", happens to have 2 dates in one weekend.
One is with this girl who happens to be a bitch and I don't care if he's going out with her and the other is this cool cute girl who is pretty interesting. Either way this guy is getting something outta this weekend.
My problem lies in the fact that I have reached a certain point in my life and I have these undeniable facts.
1) I am a virgin.
2) I never had a girlfriend.
3) I have never had a deep emotional relationship with anyone.
4) That this situation may become permanent...
It is because of these reasons and these alone which I feel that there is something wrong with me. The only conclusion is that there is something wrong with me physically, psychologically or both.
I don't believe myself to be hideous, but I do believe myself to be in better shape than Pele.
I just don't know what to do or where to begin. I'm about to lose hope and become a monk or something. I don't want to get laid anymore, that kinda went out the window with adolescence. I want companionship, I want someone to share this experience we call life with...
What more can I say, what more can you give me /b/?
(Sure, state your simple replies and your meme's but it won't change my or your fate)