How to end Israel/Palestinian conflict

I've thought about this for a while.

This is the only solution:

Send the Israelis to the North pole, and the Palestinians to Antarctica.

Then there will be peace. Your thoughts guys?

*Monocle pops out and falls into my favorite brand of brandy*.

Genius! Genius! Genius! How could no one have though of such a proposal before?

Saw Gaza Strip off of Israel, let it float off and form its own island in the Mediterranean.

Place giant net between Israel and West Bank to catch any rockets or planes.

Problem solved

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Well, today I drove by the house and saw her playing on her driveway. I went up and asked her a few questions, gave her a hug, and departed. She promised to come outside every day and see me "after day care"! I'm so excited!

The solution to all wars better than any bomb, missile or armed combat would be to sent them all the niggers that plague american streets and cities. Niggers cause more destruction and can clear places faster than anything.

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^* African Americans

Why don't we just let them come to a first world country and turn Palestine into some sort of amusement park or something!

>>7
You mean anusment park?

>>8
Why would anyone want to go to an anal themed amusement park! It just doesn't make sense!

>>9
To ride the Tunnel of Love of course

Kind of changes the idea of the Tunnel of Love.

For a start, the USA should stop giving the Israelis billions of dollars per year in "aid" money.

When some celebrity dies we take on our jewcopters and open the borders an drive them out to jordan and syria with fire.


that's it.

all else will fail since natural selection is strong on those beasts making "terrorist descent" a real thing.