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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 12:21

12:20, just woke up.  Let's start the day off with a ceremonial bowl of ramen

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-12 13:09

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 13:38

1:38 - Inspecting irregular hair on left nipple.  Might take a shower today

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 14:13

Finished nipple inspection. Proceeded to anus examination.
Finger smells like poo, and tastes the same, so don't need to brush teeth either.

Thinking about how to get money today.

Leeching off the state is ok, but not profitable, so must look to other income sources.

Robbery could be good, if a little risky.

Might deal some drugs to schoolkikds, but will likely resort to stealing other peoples stuff to fund my self-absorbed lifestyle.

Sigh.

Decisions are sooo hard when you only have 24 hours to think about them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 14:26

>>2
Are you NEET too Milkribs?  Maybe we can meet up and inspect each other's nipples!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-12 14:42

>>5
What!
I am no "NEET"! Why would I want to look at your nipples, sir!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 15:02

>>6
Didn't you say you wanted to get your nipples pierced?  I can pierce them for you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 15:04

>>7
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Name: RedCream 2009-10-12 15:11

Milkribs is a nipple inspector, now?

Name: RedChineseCream 2009-10-12 15:36

I can set you up with badge factorhy!  Make Nipple Inpector badges!  Top materials, look like rheal police!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 16:22

4:15 - Rearranged my manga collection by amount of fanservice.  I should be looking for a job, but eh, ゆっくりしていってね

Name: Suigin !BvedRW2DFU 2009-10-12 16:54

do you shit on the floor?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 17:15

>>12
No, that's disgusting!  I shit in the garbage can.  It saves money on the water bill.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 20:45

>>13
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Name: Suigin !BvedRW2DFU 2009-10-13 8:00

>>13
Then you aren't a TRUE NEET!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 9:23

>>15
;_; I'll try harder.  15 hours of rigorous sleep tonight!  I'll even attach a catheter to myself so I don't have to get up!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 13:03

12:45 - Attempted to hit on woman down at Starbucks, was rudely ignored.  For lunch I had one Hot Pocket and half a granola bar

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 15:45

12:47 Realised that 'attempting to hit on a woman' yields far less cash than 'hitting a woman and stealing her handbag' - subsequently, rooted thru a garbage can and came up with one Hot Pocket and half a granola bar.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 15:50

00:45 - S'funny how all the police station coffee machines taste the same even when there's some 'helpful soul' willing to bring you a cuppa joe that cost like 20 cents - and how are you supposed to drink that stuff with yo wrist restricted??

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-13 16:34

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