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;_; I'll try harder. 15 hours of rigorous sleep tonight! I'll even attach a catheter to myself so I don't have to get up!
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Anonymous2009-10-13 13:03
12:45 - Attempted to hit on woman down at Starbucks, was rudely ignored. For lunch I had one Hot Pocket and half a granola bar
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Anonymous2009-10-13 15:45
12:47 Realised that 'attempting to hit on a woman' yields far less cash than 'hitting a woman and stealing her handbag' - subsequently, rooted thru a garbage can and came up with one Hot Pocket and half a granola bar.
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Anonymous2009-10-13 15:50
00:45 - S'funny how all the police station coffee machines taste the same even when there's some 'helpful soul' willing to bring you a cuppa joe that cost like 20 cents - and how are you supposed to drink that stuff with yo wrist restricted??