Ah, yes. The ol' "nonchalant fart" trick. We are wise to that. Admit your role.
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Anonymous2009-10-09 2:08
I had a statistics professor with big man boobs who would unbutton and reach into his shirt while teaching the class and fondle them, often while deep in thought about a statistics problem. The more pensive he got, the more intently he would grope and caress them. I think he was getting sexually aroused by statistics.
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Anonymous2009-10-09 3:18
>>5
Or maybe he became smarter with each grope! His man boobs are equivalent to samson's hair!