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I'm 20 and never had a girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 9:57

That's fucked up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 10:04

Do you HATE women?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:09

Have you tried talking to women?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:10

Are you very full of hate?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:12

You must be gay, either that or an Asian male in America

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 15:46

wwwwwww I have made it with pleny of women!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:47

>>6
Really? Name one! wwwwwwwwwwww

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 15:48

>>1
You are pathetic, sir!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:49

>>8
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:50

>>8
Look who's talkin'. I bet that at least OP's mother loves him. You know, at least to the point of not giving him away.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 15:51

>>10
Are you aware of my powers!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:52

>>11
Yes, I am. You can't do squat. You are powerless.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:52

>>7
Check the email field

>>11
Yes. You can attract all the homo niggers you want.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:53

>>11
Yeah, your powers on the astral plane are completely false. Robert C. is still with us, so nobody is scared of you or your powers from your own little Disneyland.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 15:54

My powers on the astral plane are unimaginable! You talk big online, but how about we meet up on the astral plane and see what happens!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:54

>>13
Check the email field
I wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:55

>>15
OK, boy. You name the time and place. We can have a good friggen time on the astral plane.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:55

>>15
See, the best thing is that you can't "beat my ass's off(sic)" without my consent. Despicable scum. Stop believing in that astral bullshit.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 15:57

>>17
Tell me were you live!
>>18
The astral plane is very real, check out the works of James Bartley on the subject! http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/dreamscape.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:58

>>19
I believe that you are the most retarded human (are you even human?) being I have met in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:58

>>19
Tell me were you live!
I'm not giving you my exact address on /lounge/. You find me through the astral plane if you're so good at it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:00

>>20
I wouldn't be surprised if he truly is this mental.

Name: Robert C. 2009-10-06 16:00

You might try doing something to me, anusribby.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:03

>>22
My unprofessional diagnosis is that he has a mindset of a ten-year-old. Repeatedly calling other people names, inability to conduct a civilised discussion (to the point of just leaving when having nothing to say), gullibility, and stubbornness support this theory.

Name: 24 2009-10-06 16:04

As a matter of fact, it might be possible that he cuts the conversation because he is crying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:09

>>25
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:29

im 31 and never have one
beat that fuckers

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:58

>>27
I'd rather not....

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:12

golly. I made thi thread last night and was excited to see it got 27 replies today. Unfortunately, as usual, it was milkfags and his fagboys flirting with each other in nearly every post. Goddamn /lounge/, can't milky and his lovers get a room? Can't we make a separate board for flirting with milkfail? Fuck this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:15

>>29
I'm detecting large amounts of asspain contained within this post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 22:23

Fail.  GTFO.

GFTI here: http://www.fkk-oase.de/home-en-1.php

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:15

>>31
I would GTFI there, but where is its location? The URL says .de so, Germany? I would go but I cannot afford to take a plane trip over to Germany.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:35

>>30
No, that's a false positive. The only asspain you're detecting is your own after you get a milkcock crammed up in there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:45

Are you suggesting that I killed my wife? Are you saying that I crushed her skull and that I shot her? How dare you! When I came home, there was a man in my house. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. You find this man. You find this man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:45

>>33
Ah, but see I have checked my own ass and I see nor feel no such thing. You're projecting your own repressed queer desires and placing me in your shoes. Sorry but U FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:58

>>35
u FAIL
RedCream lover detected. GTFO.
You're projecting your own repressed queer desires and placing me in your shoes.
You're the one teasing and flirting with milkyfag, pretty queer shit to do in public, fag.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 0:20

>>31
I think I read about that on /trv/.  Doesn't sound like the kind of place where one would find a "normal" girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 0:22

>>41
Um...ok

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 1:13

I love alpacas

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 1:29

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:06

What are some good pickup lines?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:16

>>46
That's a nice top but it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:46

>>46
Vous regrettez beaucoup

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:00

>>46
I think it's incredibly arrogant to think we're the only sentient beings around.Why do people think that intelligent life will communicate using the same means as us? Do they even communicate at all? Just because we use the EM spectrum (commonly, radio), doesn't mean that other life will do the same. Hell, we don't even know for certain if other life forms will be carbon-based like we are, much less have the same values and ideas as us. They might not even have technology at all and maybe, just maybe, they don't even give a shit about us.No, other life forms will probably be so vastly different from us that we'll be both utterly terrified and completely overwhelmed if/when we ever encounter them.

Name: jack mechal 2011-09-20 1:48

The best thing that you can do is to visit a working Alpaca farm nearby to explore the needs of Alpaca farming and to get to know more about the animals themselves.

<a href="http://www.ealpacafarming.com">ealpacafarming.com</a>

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 4:33

I just realized that this thread fits me perfectly...

Name: alpaca farms 2012-02-11 0:00

I think Alpaca farming is a great business,and the key to a successful business is to create and sell as many Alpaca Products.They provide me more product such as lean and slightly sweet tasting meat,Leather,fiber and it is a    Eco-friendly animal.
http://www.ealpacafarms.com/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 2:02

>>52
They also provide love.  But that does excuse the bumping of a five year old thread, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 2:24

>>49
Just because we use the EM spectrum (commonly, radio), doesn't mean that other life will do the same.

You are stunningly ignorant about physics.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 16:19

>>54
You are stunningly ignorant about biology.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 16:19

>>55
You are stunningly ignorant about your doubles.

Name: alpaca farms 2012-03-20 5:09

According to me they provide me more profit in the future by "Alpaca Products".And the most common product you can produce is fiber (fleece),Alpaca meat etc.A big thank you for sharing :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 17:22

>>54
I'd like to think he meant to say that they wouldn't be using it across interstellar distances. But maybe he is actually as stupid as the quote makes him appear.

Name: CowShit 2012-03-20 17:24

I suggest you seek shit therapy! *shits* :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 17:32

>>59
fail. GTFO

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