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imaging amusing things that cactuses do

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 23:40

Imagine a cactus riding the bus in his little pot.  Perhaps he is going to his job.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 23:54

I like to imagine a few big saguaros slapping milkribs around with their great arms, the spines puncturing his flesh, his eyes, and his genitals, and tossing him around like a rag doll.  When he passes out there's a little barrel cactus pouring tequila on him to wake him up.  Eventually they grow bored and leave a few hours after he's died.  Ahhhhhhhh

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 0:41

Tentacle porn with milkribs and an ocotillo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 4:47

Imagine a cactus being a web developer. His needles make for accurate typing. Fancy that.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-10-06 6:26

Reported for trolling MILKRIBS4k!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 7:00

>>5
Stawp Telling milkfibs to the mods, milkribs. Just stawp.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 8:09

>>5
I could repost most of your posts for trolling me. I have the same aversion to bad grammar that you have for cacti, except mine is somewhat justified.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 8:36

>>7
s/repost/report/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 8:43

>>7
How is it justified?

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