Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 4:42
I've been here since the beginning, when 4chan couldn't be described as anything but a porn site. I've witnessed the earliest duck roll, posted in the first Loli-chan thread, and been here for the good and bad.
4chan's important because it's here I found my true comrades. People who don't go outside. People who keep the curtains shut. People who punch holes in the wall when they think of Matt and Sora.
I don't think there's anywhere else I can be myself, and that's coming from my heart.
But something's ruined that, ruined the one place I felt at home. And I know exactly what it is.
Hipsters. Hipsters. Do you know what makes me mad? Fucking hipsters! They come here and act like being the way we are, the REAL 4channers, the original 4channers, is some joke!!! Something fucking trendy like their little indie music Watchmen SHIT. They try to emulate us! They talk about relationships and being outside and act like everyone else is the problem!!! They're phonies, they're scum. They're faggots!! AND THERE ARE WOMEN ON 4CHAN??? WHAT THE FUCK, WOMEN ON FUCKING 4CHAN? IT NEVER USED TO BE THIS WAY. FUCKING AOL FUCKING WHY, WHY AREN'T I ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY??
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE YOU LITTLE FUCKING HIPSTER WITH YOUR SPIKEY HAIRDO AND YOUR GRAPHIC TEESHIRT AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND YOUR "INTELLECTUAL" BOOKS AND MOVIES AND YOU COME IN HERE AND YOU ACT LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN MAKE IRONIC???
FUCK YOU HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4chan's important because it's here I found my true comrades. People who don't go outside. People who keep the curtains shut. People who punch holes in the wall when they think of Matt and Sora.
I don't think there's anywhere else I can be myself, and that's coming from my heart.
But something's ruined that, ruined the one place I felt at home. And I know exactly what it is.
Hipsters. Hipsters. Do you know what makes me mad? Fucking hipsters! They come here and act like being the way we are, the REAL 4channers, the original 4channers, is some joke!!! Something fucking trendy like their little indie music Watchmen SHIT. They try to emulate us! They talk about relationships and being outside and act like everyone else is the problem!!! They're phonies, they're scum. They're faggots!! AND THERE ARE WOMEN ON 4CHAN??? WHAT THE FUCK, WOMEN ON FUCKING 4CHAN? IT NEVER USED TO BE THIS WAY. FUCKING AOL FUCKING WHY, WHY AREN'T I ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY??
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE YOU LITTLE FUCKING HIPSTER WITH YOUR SPIKEY HAIRDO AND YOUR GRAPHIC TEESHIRT AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND YOUR "INTELLECTUAL" BOOKS AND MOVIES AND YOU COME IN HERE AND YOU ACT LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN MAKE IRONIC???
FUCK YOU HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!