MILKRIBS4k: A case study

What we know about MILKRIBS4k so far:
* His name is Sebastian. Sebastian Anusoid.
* He is adopted, though his mother loves him very much, to the point of being his only friend IRL.
* His consort enjoys performing fellatio on equine penii.
* His father runs a crack farm.
* He in unable to grasp the basic principles of the English language.
* He's a troll.
* His arch-nemesis is Dr. Win, a renowned Chinese Ph.D.
* He hates cacti. Why is that? It is a mystery.
* He lives in a redneck-style trailer. Perhaps parked in a direct vicinity of his dad's crack farm.
* He's also a queer (see /fa/ and skin-tight jeans).
* He's victimised by a chronic cognitive dissonance disorder.
* He's doing drugs.
* He can beat your queer ass's off!
* He can visit the anal plane.
* He can barely do that, since Robert C. is still here with us.
* He is trying to make /lounge/ "an better place". He's been quite successful with that.
* He has exposed uncountable numbers of faultless civilians to the horrifying visage of his face. I'm so, so sorry.
* He's an anus!, though he can insure you.

Anything I'm missing? I would really like to get to know this interesting, um, man better.

By the way, do you, MILKRIBS4k, have an e-mail address? I want to be your friend. >:o

>>1
^** His name is Thomas. Thomas Anusoid.

I don't know where people get Sebastian from. His mother called him "Thomas" during his live Stickam show.

By the way, MILKRIBS. Are you going to perform another live performance on Stickam? I would very much enjoy seeing an encore performance from you!

Sean Penn in I Am Sam was making like $9 an hour working at Starbucks, and he was retarded and not even a manager

>>3
Well, thanks for sharing that. I don't know what this has to do with this topic, but thanks for sharing though.

Are you a girl? Strip on the weekends - No really, you can make like $500 a night.

tee hee my name's thomas to thomas (milkribs). will you be my buttbuddy!

>>2
What did his mum say?

>>2
Actually, his brother called him Sebastian in an Omegle chat.<sup>[1]

[1]</sup>http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1238813982/26

>>7
Something about giving him away, I presume. Like "Hon, our son is an anus, I don't want him.".

>>7
My mother wasn't home at the time, so noting!
>>8
I don't have a brother, ok!

MILKRIBS4k is not an anus. It's a lifestyle. A lifestyle that makes you an anus.

>>10
My mother wasn't home at the time, so noting!
Note away. We'll collect your notes and compose A Journal of the Anus.

>>12
Should be labeled An Journal of the Anus.

Le Journal de la Anus

http://file008a.bebo.com/large/2006/05/24/03/3627274a898598450b661541155l.jpg

In the news, MILKRIBS4k admits that he never says anything useful.

I never have anything intelligent to say!
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1250710644/11

>>16
You took that out of context! I was restating what that troll said and asking him how he would know! I am very intelligent!

>>17
Are you trolling me! I could report you to the FBI! Don't spread false information and lies, sir!

You know, I would really like to meet up with some of you fuckers on the astral plane one of these days!

>>17
seems legit

>>19
Why, do you want an /lounge/ meetup !

>>19
Well, Mr. Robert is still with us, and to my knowledge he's well. You can't do shit on the astral plane, anuskid.

>>22
I taught him a lesson he won't soon forget （　 ≖‿≖）

>>19
The troll that made those posts are not the REAL MILKRIBS4k!

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Fucking hell. This guy's worse than Anusribs.

>>24
Does that really matter?  You're a miserable, deranged troll whose success can only be attributed to pathological persistence, so any post having anything to do with you should make you happy.  You're a friendless loser who hides out from his miserable life here, posting nonsense and shit in the voice of a one dimensional character.  Congratulations!  You're winning.  Many of us have school, jobs, lovers, rent, and other responsibilities, so we just don't have the time or interest to put in enough work to undo the damage you do around here.
Too bad.  I've been watching these forums for over a year now and have seen many intelligent contributors come and go.  There are times when this is an interesting, funny place with lots of cleverness.  Unfortunately it's usually too much work to find good stuff through your shit, idiocy posted by children whose parents aren't doing their jobs(you can be included here too), and pathetic boobs who think you can force any meme, no matter how uninteresting it is. 
I would like to think that someday you will regret your behavior, and the time you have wasted here, but it's more likely that you are currently at the peak of your ability to function and following your long slow descent into institutionalization you will look back on your time here with pride.  Sad little bitch.

>>26
That wasn't even me, sir! You are rambling on about a lot of stuff in this post that makes no sense! If you want to judge someone how about you start with yourself!

>>27
No cacography ribs?  It must have shaken you up!

>>26
Except I go to school troll!!!

>>29
Except I go to troll school!!!

Fixed.

school is a hot bed of homosexuality

Encore!

>>24
Does that really matter?  You're a miserable, deranged troll whose success can only be attributed to pathological persistence, so any post having anything to do with you should make you happy.  You're a friendless loser who hides out from his miserable life here, posting nonsense and shit in the voice of a one dimensional character.  Congratulations!  You're winning.  Many of us have school, jobs, lovers, rent, and other responsibilities, so we just don't have the time or interest to put in enough work to undo the damage you do around here.
Too bad.  I've been watching these forums for over a year now and have seen many intelligent contributors come and go.  There are times when this is an interesting, funny place with lots of cleverness.  Unfortunately it's usually too much work to find good stuff through your shit, idiocy posted by children whose parents aren't doing their jobs(you can be included here too), and pathetic boobs who think you can force any meme, no matter how uninteresting it is.
I would like to think that someday you will regret your behavior, and the time you have wasted here, but it's more likely that you are currently at the peak of your ability to function and following your long slow descent into institutionalization you will look back on your time here with pride.  Sad little bitch.

Does that really matter?  You're a miserable, deranged troll whose success can only be attributed to pathological persistence, so any post having anything to do with you should make you happy.  You're a friendless loser who hides out from his miserable life here, posting nonsense and shit in the voice of a one dimensional character.  Congratulations!  You're winning.  Many of us have school, jobs, lovers, rent, and other responsibilities, so we just don't have the time or interest to put in enough work to undo the damage you do around here.
Too bad.  I've been watching these forums for over a year now and have seen many intelligent contributors come and go.  There are times when this is an interesting, funny place with lots of cleverness.  Unfortunately it's usually too much work to find good stuff through your shit, idiocy posted by children whose parents aren't doing their jobs(you can be included here too), and pathetic boobs who think you can force any meme, no matter how uninteresting it is.
I would like to think that someday you will regret your behavior, and the time you have wasted here, but it's more likely that you are currently at the peak of your ability to function and following your long slow descent into institutionalization you will look back on your time here with pride.  Sad little bitch.

what a nigger

>>35
Tsk.

>>36
Nigger.

>>33 *breaks glass* MUTHAFUCKA!!!!

>>38
This, for some reason, I like. Also Big Dick George makes me laugh.

>>39 You kidding?  That's just douchey SFBE again, still doing his stupid Joe Pesci impression months after we all got tired of reading.

Also, even if I fuck his anus at least two times after posting hateful messages about him... I STILL LOVE FUCKING IT!!!