MILKRIBS4k: A case study

What we know about MILKRIBS4k so far:
* His name is Sebastian. Sebastian Anusoid.
* He is adopted, though his mother loves him very much, to the point of being his only friend IRL.
* His consort enjoys performing fellatio on equine penii.
* His father runs a crack farm.
* He in unable to grasp the basic principles of the English language.
* He's a troll.
* His arch-nemesis is Dr. Win, a renowned Chinese Ph.D.
* He hates cacti. Why is that? It is a mystery.
* He lives in a redneck-style trailer. Perhaps parked in a direct vicinity of his dad's crack farm.
* He's also a queer (see /fa/ and skin-tight jeans).
* He's victimised by a chronic cognitive dissonance disorder.
* He's doing drugs.
* He can beat your queer ass's off!
* He can visit the anal plane.
* He can barely do that, since Robert C. is still here with us.
* He is trying to make /lounge/ "an better place". He's been quite successful with that.
* He has exposed uncountable numbers of faultless civilians to the horrifying visage of his face. I'm so, so sorry.
* He's an anus!, though he can insure you.

Anything I'm missing? I would really like to get to know this interesting, um, man better.

By the way, do you, MILKRIBS4k, have an e-mail address? I want to be your friend. >:o

>>24
Does that really matter?  You're a miserable, deranged troll whose success can only be attributed to pathological persistence, so any post having anything to do with you should make you happy.  You're a friendless loser who hides out from his miserable life here, posting nonsense and shit in the voice of a one dimensional character.  Congratulations!  You're winning.  Many of us have school, jobs, lovers, rent, and other responsibilities, so we just don't have the time or interest to put in enough work to undo the damage you do around here.
Too bad.  I've been watching these forums for over a year now and have seen many intelligent contributors come and go.  There are times when this is an interesting, funny place with lots of cleverness.  Unfortunately it's usually too much work to find good stuff through your shit, idiocy posted by children whose parents aren't doing their jobs(you can be included here too), and pathetic boobs who think you can force any meme, no matter how uninteresting it is. 
I would like to think that someday you will regret your behavior, and the time you have wasted here, but it's more likely that you are currently at the peak of your ability to function and following your long slow descent into institutionalization you will look back on your time here with pride.  Sad little bitch.