doctor from Lexington got himself shot by some random dude that nicked his Camry in the Sam's Club parking lot - he tracked the guy down, knifed his tires, and tried to shoot him. The other guy got ahold of one of the doctor's guns (he had two pistols and a knife), the doctor tried to knife him, guy shot the doctor dead.
Deleted scene from LOTR (Part 9000 - Directors cut) where Sauron succumbs to Hobbit piss and gets a tracheoctomy courtesy of the Brandybucks weed.
Directed by Mackauly Culckins illegitimate offspring and co-produced by a Chinchilla with flatulence bought on by the national deficit eating its own hype.