Why do they call it fall?

Because the leaves are falling

I'd like to take this moment to relate a story about a friend of mine who was (and still is) a creationist. I always admired her intellect and her independence; I wasn't aware of her beliefs in this particular regard until the topic came up in conversation, at which point she wound up trying to persuade me.

I interrupted her, and explained, "This is redundant. I already accept the divine, and I am also willing to believe that the world was created in more or less the form in which we see it. What will take some effort, though, is convincing me that it was done out of love and kindness; that God is good, and that human existence is more than just a form of torture or a cosmic practical joke."

We parted ways a few minutes later, and I didn't hear from her for a week. Soon enough, though, she turned up at a nearby pub, alone with her vodka, weeping softly and clutching a photo of a platypus.

>>2
That's nice.

>>2
ISM?

>>1
What about the pine trees!

>>5
They don't have leaves you ignoranus!

After Douglas adams (Gawd bless 'im!)

"The Echidna and the Platypus - proof that God was stoned when he created living organisms"

I dream of Jews falling into the ovens.

BECAUSE GRAVITY IS A BITCH