Schizophrenia is weird

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Once I told my voices to quit calling themselves evil people, angels, or demons. I asked why I can't have the alien delusions. I told them to be creative. They said, "Fine, we're evil Indians."

Another time I was trying to think of something to write about. The voices kept repeating the same shit they always say, over and over. Finally I told them they're no help. "Write about bubbles," they said out of the blue.

Once they told me to sexually harass my personal trainer.

Once they asked why I hate them so much and try to hurt them. I said they're not even real, so they don't matter. They replied, "Britney Spears isn't real and you like her."

Once they told me that fish is evil.

Ive had some interesting days because of the hallucinations. One that I liked was when I woke up and for a few days everywhere I went I saw different types of lizards, chameleons, and iguanas on/in random places. Everything else seemed "normal" but there were just an abundance of these reptiles to add to the scene. Some were quite large too and colors were not quite right. After it happened, I went online and bought a taxidermy iguana name "lurch" to keep me company. He helps answer my philosophical questions every now and then.

what the hell...

My voices used to make me laugh all the time. I don't remember the jokes, but I remember laughing a lot. Once, while I was bored in jail, the voices, who were Jon Stewart and Ice-T at the time, helped me construct a story with the three of us in a Wizard of Oz type of adventure where we went to Detroit to see Eminem, who's been one of the strongest voices I've ever had. Our story was kind of funny.

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so you deserve free money from the government every month because you choose to think your imaginated thoughts are real?

THE FACT THAT JAPANESE ANIMATION IS SO EASILY IDENTIFIABLE SHOWS HOW SEVERELY LIMITED AND GENERIC IT IS.