I have Aspergers. I'm 32 and a virgin

I've been trying since I was 20 and I've talked to at least 1 girl almost every day since then but I still haven't been able to get laid.  I've talked to at least 10000 girls all these years.  Some of the girls I talked to many years ago already have families and it's so sad for me..

Please give me some advice..  like where I need to go to get laid and what to say to girls (I live in Canada)..  I don't want to remain a virgin forever!!

1. Jail
2. Offer your cell-mate a package of cigarettes

If that fails, kill yourself.

Oh wait, you want girls.  Well you're probably aiming too high.  Try grooming stupid materialistic 16-year-old girls by being sweet and buying them stupid bullshit until they either want to have sex with you or you're in a good position to invite them somewhere quiet where you can be alone and drug them.