But I can not touch her, for her husband is rather stout and will kill me if I do. What a dilemma （ ･＿･）
Should I go against my better judgement and attempt to woo her?
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:00
Marriage is a most sacred institution given by God Himself. Violating the sanctity thereof is punishable first by flogging, then piercing your head with an iron needle, locking you in a tower for the rest of your natural life, and finally stoning you to death. At which point you will likely end up suffering in the burning hellfire.
She's probably not worth it.
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:03
Start spreading rumors that he's a pedophile, then kidnap some stupid kid who won't be able to tell who you are, lock it in his basement and phone Chris Hansen.
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:04
Structure and Interpretation of Beavis & Butthead
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:04
If you want to be a hacker, keep reading. If you want to be a cracker, go read the alt.2600 newsgroup and get ready to do five to ten in the slammer after finding out you aren't as smart as you think you are. And that's all I'm going to say about crackers.
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:06
bump past spam
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Anonymous2009-09-01 23:16
>>2
That makes me feel bad, and I want to feel good >>3
Interesting... >>5
Yeah, I see what you're saying. I have to learn the ins and outs, so to speak