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Why does American porn suck so much?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:12

Almost 90% of all "hot" girls I come across, I go to their profile and see they're not from the US (usually Europe or maybe Latin America)..

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:14

I don't know about that, but I've noticed that porn from Europe, especially German porn is more hardcore than American.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-01 18:20

What are you looking for! Some little Japanese lady bois or something!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:35

the US chicks got all fat

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:36

>>4
You're a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:39

>>5
lol fat

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:40

>>6
lol dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:47

>>7
you'd be less offended if you weren't so fat

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:48

>>8
You'd be less offended if you weren't so dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 18:56

Every western nation has a portion of their respective populations  that are considered to be obese. Australia in fact has a higher percentage of obese for its population than the United States. A lot of it has to do with sodas, candies, and just junk food in general being for sale cheaper than fruits and vegetables. A lot of people think with their wallets rather than their weight and that's a problem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 23:32

And that's why you can't get good US porn now.  Unless it's chubby chaser porn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 23:39

Oh yeah, fuck me harder...oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh

[i]Yeah, you suck that dick bitch[i]

*sound of slapping ass*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 0:09

>>12
Truth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 3:00

Or rape. I'm a big connoisseur of rape porn, but must every rape involve:
* blowjob
* the woman liking it in the end
?
Sheesh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 3:16

If you want to be a hacker, keep reading. If you want to be a cracker, go read the alt.2600 newsgroup and get ready to do five to ten in the slammer after finding out you aren't as smart as you think you are. And that's all I'm going to say about crackers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 3:48

lazy porn routine:  chick undos guy's pants.  blojob.  chick is suddenly naked (no seductive getting naked scenes).  cunt gets licked.  fuck in positions where bodies are hardly in contact ever (so you never get sense of them actually being interested in each other).  pull out early.  guy jacks off onto face (because he doesn't find her face cute enough to sustain a boner, and neither do you).

Name: anusymous 2009-09-02 4:40

>>3
Thou art a greasy rectum !

And yes that's what he looks for.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 4:55

>>16
every porn routine*

fix'd

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