>>16
You are making drama out of nothing. And the nothing is your life. What a snore. That's just sad.
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Anonymous2009-08-29 3:34
my favorite is the one where i get to put my penis into my sister and have incest with her tender young body all night long. is that a meme? i don't know.
00:00:02,010 --> 00:00:06,367 Avatar DVDScr xvid - IMAGiNE Full Eng subs minus Na'vi (hardcoded) parts 2 00:00:50,228 --> 00:00:52,338 When I was lying there in the VA hospital ... 3 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,158 ... with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, ... 4 00:00:56,058 --> 00:00:58,584 ... I started having these dreams of flying. 5 00:01:00,203 --> 00:01:01,979 I was free. 6 00:01:05,085 --> 00:01:06,299 Sooner or later though, ... 7 00:01:06,771 --> 00:01:08,391 ... you always have to wake up. 8 00:01:24,701 --> 00:01:27,386 In Cryo you don't dream at all. 9 00:01:27,423 --> 00:01:29,164 It doesn't feel like 6 years. 10 00:01:29,398 --> 00:01:32,604 More like a fifth of tequila and ass-kicking. 11 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:41,392 Tommy was the scientist, not me. 12 00:01:41,426 --> 00:01:45,907 He was the one who wanted to get shot light-years out in space to find the answers. 13 00:01:45,943 --> 00:01:47,676 Are we there yet? 14 00:01:47,712 --> 00:01:48,910 Yeah, we're there sunshine. 15 00:01:50,384 --> 00:01:51,012 We're there. 16 00:01:51,914 --> 00:01:54,233 It's about your brother. 17 00:01:57,113 --> 00:01:59,675 So, a week before Tommy was gonna ship out... 18 00:01:59,711 --> 00:02:02,236 A guy with a gun ends his journey ... 19 00:02:02,270 --> 00:02:04,683 ... for the paper in his wallet. 20 00:02:04,718 --> 00:02:08,799 Being in Cryo for 5 years, 9 months and 22 days. 21 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:11,839 You will be hungry, you will be weak. 22 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:14,486 If you feel nauseous please use the ... 23 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,686 Yeah, Tommy was the scientist. 24 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:21,402 Me, I'm just another dumb grunt going some place he's gonna regret. 25 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:36,531 Up ahead was Pandora. 26 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:41,932 You grew up hearing about it, but I never figured I'd be going there. 27 00:02:51,217 --> 00:02:54,700 Your brother represented a significant investment. 28 00:02:54,736 --> 00:02:57,738 We'd like to talk to you about taking over his contract. 29 00:02:57,772 --> 00:03:00,338 And since your genome is identical to his, 30 00:03:00,373 --> 00:03:02,939 you could step into his shoes. 31 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:05,743 So to speak. 32 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:15,466 It'd be a fresh start, on a new world. 33 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,429 And the pay is good. 34 00:03:24,469 --> 00:03:27,150 Very good. 35 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:50,725 Exo-Packs on! Let's go, Exo-Packs on! 36 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,762 Remember people, you lose that mask you're unconscious in 20 seconds. 37 00:03:54,796 --> 00:03:57,964 You're dead in 4 minutes. Let nobody be dead today. 38 00:03:57,998 --> 00:04:01,365 It looks very bad on my report. 39 00:04:02,361 --> 00:04:04,175 This is TAD-1-6 on approach. 40 00:04:04,715 --> 00:04:06,384 Crossing outer marker. Monument in sight 41 00:04:44,461 --> 00:04:46,464 One life ends... 42 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,783 Another begins. 43 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:59,286 Harnesses off. Get your packs ... -- Put it together. Let's go. 44 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:01,142 One minute, let's go. 45 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:05,511 When the ramp comes down, go directly into the base. Do not stop. 46 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:08,790 Go straight inside. Wait for my mark! 47 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:16,714 Go! Go! Go! Go! .. 48 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:17,515 Get out of there! 49 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:19,001 Keep moving. Let's go! 50 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,164 There's no such thing as an ex-Marine. 51 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,360 You may be out... 52 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:29,398 ... but you never lose the attitude. 53 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,880 I told myself I could pass any test a man can pass. 54 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:41,371 They can fix the spine, if you got the money. 55 00:05:41,406 --> 00:05:45,207 But not on Vet benefits, not in this economy. 56 00:05:46,085 --> 00:05:49,289 Let's go Special K. Do not make me wait for you! 57 00:05:49,328 --> 00:05:51,809 Well, well, ladies. 58 00:05:52,329 --> 00:05:55,211 Look at all this fresh meat! 59 00:05:59,812 --> 00:06:04,108 Back on Earth, these guys were Army dogs. Marines. 60 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:07,038 Fighting for freedom. 61 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:15,152 Look out hot rod. 62 00:06:15,191 --> 00:06:19,769 But out here they're just hired guns, taking the money, working for the company. 63 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:24,425 Check this out man. Meals on wheels. 64 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:28,924 Aww, man , that is just wrong. 65 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,977 You are not in Kansas any more. 66 00:06:45,184 --> 00:06:48,962 You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. 67 00:06:48,997 --> 00:06:53,497 Respect that fact, every second of every day. 68 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,598 If there is a hell, 69 00:06:57,632 --> 00:07:02,972 you might wanna go there for some R and R after a tour on Pandora. 70 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:08,353 Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that 71 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:13,813 crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Ju-Ju Beads 72 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:19,595 We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. 73 00:07:19,635 --> 00:07:22,224 They're fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin 74 00:07:22,225 --> 00:07:24,814 that will stop your heart in one minute. 75 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:29,149 And they have bones reinforced with naturally occuring carbon fiber. 76 00:07:29,956 --> 00:07:33,333 They are very hard to kill. 77 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:37,664 As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. 78 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:42,482 I will not succeed. 79 00:07:43,204 --> 00:07:45,579 Not with all of you. 80 00:07:45,614 --> 00:07:51,235 If you wish to survive you need to cultivate a strong mental attitude. 81 00:07:51,269 --> 00:07:54,447 You've got to obey the rules. 82 00:07:54,481 --> 00:07:57,339 Pandora rules. 83 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,630 Rule number one... 84 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:04,003 It's nothing like an old school safety brief to put your mind at ease. 85 00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:09,708 Jake, you're Jake right? 86 00:08:09,743 --> 00:08:12,133 Tom's brother. 87 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:14,490 You look just like him. 88 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:18,860 Sorry, I'm Norm Spellman. I went through Avatar training with him. 89 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:22,354 The Bio-Lab. We're gonna spend a lot of time here. 90 00:08:22,388 --> 00:08:26,334 How you doing, Norm, Avatar driver. 91 00:08:26,369 --> 00:08:28,613 Here's the link room right here. 92 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:32,390 This is where we're connecting to the Avatar. 93 00:08:32,391 --> 00:08:37,731 Me and Norm are here to drive these remotely controlled bodies called Avatars. 94 00:08:37,764 --> 00:08:42,829 And they're grown from human DNA mixed with the DNA of the natives. 95 00:08:42,865 --> 00:08:44,802 Hey, welcome. 96 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:47,771 Welcome to Pandora, good to have you. 97 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:53,272 Damn, they got big. - They fully mature on the flight out. 98 00:08:53,307 --> 00:08:56,482 So the progress up the stim seem to work really well. 99 00:08:56,518 --> 00:08:58,455 Yeah, they got great muscle tone. 100 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,498 It'll take us a few hours to get them prepared, 101 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,505 but you can take them out tomorrow. 102 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:05,316 There's yours. 103 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,247 Doctor, Norm Spellman. - Pleasure to meet you. 104 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,916 Looks like him. 105 00:09:37,718 --> 00:09:39,933 Looks like you. 106 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:43,340 This is your Avatar now, Jake. 107 00:09:45,187 --> 0