/lounge/ - Unique Thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:32

Write a sentence that no one on the planet has ever said before.

[u][i][o][b]EXAMPLE[n][o][i][u]: The flowers shoot lazers depicting dodecahedra.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:33

*EXAMPLE

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-18 13:33

Can't be done! Everything has already been said!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-18 13:34

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:37

>>1
^{B^B} _CODE failure.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:45

I'm a sexy female and I just had sex with moot

Name: The Sussman 2009-08-18 13:55

>>5
I apologise

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:01

>>7
Accepted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:06

After I amputated my thumb I braised it, smothered it in a nice parsnip remoulade, and served it to my monkey.

Sounds like mad libs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:11

Long story short; after we got home from the buffet, you couldn't tell what was poo and what was chocolate!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:13

I don't just smoke the cigar; I make love to it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:15

Then I built a house with the toenail clippings.

Name: RedCram 2009-08-18 20:14

After I sucked urine from my mother I unzipped and hardened my father, then the family dog wagged his tail and joined in our fun when he starting licking my anus.

Name: pork soda 2009-08-18 20:16

>>13
Interesting!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-18 20:26

>>13
Cream, you're out of your element!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-18 20:26

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 20:41

>>14
Yes, I knew you would find that interesting, especially the part about the family dog.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 20:50

>>13
Write a sentence that no one on the planet has ever said before.

I really can't be 100% certain yours qualifies.

Name: RectumCream 2009-08-18 20:54

They say that falling in love is like the first time your pet dog licked your face and you felt tongue slip between your lips.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:22

>>18
Proove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:45

I dreamt of cocks drifting across the blue sky, and they came crashing down, in my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:14

>>20
I can't do that. But I can put my throbbing Testament inside your whitey anus-hole. Do you admit your role?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:25

your whitey

I'm not white bub.

Do you admit your role?

NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:44

>>23
You sure? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:53

>>24
Oh god not you again

Unique Thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:33

3 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-18 13:33

4 Name: Anusymous 2009-08-18 13:34

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:37

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 13:45

7 Name: The Sussman 2009-08-18 13:55

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:01

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:06

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:11

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:13

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 14:15

13 Name: RedCram 2009-08-18 20:14

14 Name: pork soda 2009-08-18 20:16

15 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-18 20:26

16 Name: Anusymous 2009-08-18 20:26

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 20:41

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 20:50

19 Name: RectumCream 2009-08-18 20:54

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:22

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:45

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:14

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:25

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:44

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:53