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what's the best way to hang yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 10:22

there's the long drop, which kills you rapidly and can even decapitate you if it's a really long drop, but you need to be brave enough to jump
then the short "drop", the most agonizing way to die because you suffocate slowly (this suffocation also causes severe panic I thinks, something with CO2 levels in yuor blood). I put drop in quotation marks because you can just put a rope around someones neck and then lift it over a tree or crane. I hear that's what they did whith blacks in america and gays in Iran

but I heard there was a third and better way... it's a kind of hanging you can do from the height of a door knob. the point of that hanging is to cut off the blood supply to your brain... it's supposedly why choking game/autoerotic asphyxiation is dangerous, it happens so fast. now these may be urban legends but you DO hear about prisoners hanging themselves from their bed. I esperimented a bit, the first try gave a throat ache. the second try my head felt like it would explode. i read this is because I blocked the outer veins in my neck, which return blood from the brain. the onese that supply blood to the brain are a bit deeper. I didn't tie a knot or anything though, just wrapped a computer cable around my neck and held it with my hands. I'd like to know what you think is the best way to go about this and which kind of wire to use

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:56

>>79
too scary

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:18

>>81
How? You just fall asleep and never wake up.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 7:34

>>82
I did that yesterday after (read my email)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 9:23

check out http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Hangmans-Noose and get a thick rope.  I'm thinking about it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 9:24

check out http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Hangmans-Noose and get a thick rope.  I'm thinking about it.

Name: RedCream 2010-11-30 13:13

>>85
How to SHOOT THE THICK ROPES.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 13:36

>>86
I missed you, Kream. Let's have a party in your bathhouse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:24

>>87
But that wasn't really RedCream, it was I, anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:51

coat hanger.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 19:24

http://www.wikihow.com/Suicide
make the article yo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:07

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 9:30

>>57

true story.

Name: Parlemort 2010-12-14 18:05

I think the real problem with suicide is that there is no way of knowing if the other side is even more painful to deal with than this side.  I think it's best to preoccupy your suicidal self with books with many pages, DVD's, etc.  It also might be helpful to get a second job.  Stay so busy that you don't have time to think about offing yourself.  As time goes by you'll come back around to the amazingly nothingness of life.  There is no meaning.  Just see what happens to you.

Name: Parlemort 2010-12-14 18:10

I think the real problem with suicide is that there is no way of knowing if the other side is even more painful to deal with than this side.  I think it's best to preoccupy your suicidal self with books with many pages, DVD's, etc.  It also might be helpful to get a second job.  Stay so busy that you don't have time to think about offing yourself.  As time goes by you'll come back around to the amazingly nothingness of life.  There is no meaning.  Just see what happens to you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 18:24

>>93
>>94
Once your dead your dead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 18:41

Life is only worth a damn because it’s short. It’s designed to be consumed, used, spent, lived, felt. We’re supposed to fill it with every mistake and miracle we can manage. And then we’re supposed to let go. I can’t force you to do that for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 0:16

>>96
life is worthless because it practically doesn't exist

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-16 14:15

Who ever reported this is stupid ! If the damn person wants to die then let it fucking be.
You don't know what kinda shit they've been through.


Goodluck, I wish you success.
See you on the other side (:

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-12-16 14:56

I got 99 problems but a wish to commit suicide ain't one.

Name: sage 2010-12-17 16:45

100 get *Yawn*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 0:16

The sneaky parents of mine found my coke and oxycontin, and now they want me all sober and shit, so instead of hanging, just OD on heroin.  Much more fun way to go out

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 2:00

>>101
m(._.)mアリガト

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:34

>>102
Moo-Bun, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:02

>>103
( ^_^)/ やぁ!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:24

>>104
ハクス・マイ・エイナス

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 13:09

>>104
It is you! Come hang out on #/lounge/, punk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 14:26

Weeaboos are losers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 19:16

>>107
Not like your successful self, eh? Piss off troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 2:20

bump for Christmas

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 4:04

>>109
Oh, you! ^_~

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 6:24

Binford's Law GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 6:25

Name: O_O 2011-01-02 19:02

Such an obnoxious thread of posts....

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