what's the best way to hang yourself

there's the long drop, which kills you rapidly and can even decapitate you if it's a really long drop, but you need to be brave enough to jump
then the short "drop", the most agonizing way to die because you suffocate slowly (this suffocation also causes severe panic I thinks, something with CO2 levels in yuor blood). I put drop in quotation marks because you can just put a rope around someones neck and then lift it over a tree or crane. I hear that's what they did whith blacks in america and gays in Iran

but I heard there was a third and better way... it's a kind of hanging you can do from the height of a door knob. the point of that hanging is to cut off the blood supply to your brain... it's supposedly why choking game/autoerotic asphyxiation is dangerous, it happens so fast. now these may be urban legends but you DO hear about prisoners hanging themselves from their bed. I esperimented a bit, the first try gave a throat ache. the second try my head felt like it would explode. i read this is because I blocked the outer veins in my neck, which return blood from the brain. the onese that supply blood to the brain are a bit deeper. I didn't tie a knot or anything though, just wrapped a computer cable around my neck and held it with my hands. I'd like to know what you think is the best way to go about this and which kind of wire to use

Another favorite is using belts. Once you get the pin in the hole...especially if it's at the back of your neck...it's almost impossible to get it undone especially if you are struggling trying to breathe while doing so.

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41 good idea

>>42
Response fail.

>>43
ignorant success.

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haha, wow i remember started this thread
what an idiot i was

Congrats.

Its very difficult to hang yourself properly [tho you're just as dead if you manage to do it improperly] the snag is finding somehwhere to tie the rope, you need an height of at least 13 feet [Q] how are you gonna climb a tree in the dark to reach a suitable branch] Answer take a 16 foot ladder with you. You need a 13' foot rope and an 6 foot clear drop, the rope needs to be about 5/8th inch think, any less and it might snap, you need to put the rope under your left or right jawline, when you jump the noose becomes loose and it can slip off your head. Ideally it ends up in front of your face and throws your head back snapping one or two useful neck bits. Death occurs in 0.25 secs. If you think just stepping off a chair is the way to go then remember you will choke to death, lots of pain, lots of choking, your strangling yourself wit hyour own weight. You will be dead within 2 minutes, but brain death takes about 15 minutes, heart death about 12 minutes, wouldn't it be best to go to the movies, a ball game, or ring someone for sex, death is sort of permanent and not advised if you hate being in enclosed places.

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Forget hanging, unless your a fan of KungFu.
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scary mary your way to go sounds ok to be i got enough rope and the beam just in side the loft hatch will do the job thats about the right hight

You can demonstate a principal of physics for a class.  One one side of the front of the room, you are on a ladder, attached to a rope.  When the ladder is removed, you swing to the other side, but do not reach all the way, due to the effects of friction.  And so you have demonstrated an important principle:  the second law of thermodynamics.

what is ths i dont even

why are you guys even looking at this site... you know life's worth living... you know you're better than this... things are looking up.. i don't believe in god or anything, but i know i've been there and i know it's worth pushing forward. just keep your head held high and nothing will stop you. fuck god, fuck all the people who have put you in this position. love yourself... and if you don't love yourself, be the person who you want to be (there is NOTHING in your way) and you will love yourself. it took half a second for me.. how long do you want it to take??

>>55
Lie

>>55
you know life's worth living
Jewish lies

bumping an old ass thread

I tried with a tie once but I failed.
any tips for trying again?

>>59

Don't be a retard and fuck up. Do it properly.

>>55

You make a good point. Keeping the head held high would probably help the neck be more vulnerable, causing it to snap much easier, meaning you die faster.

Remember that anon, keep your head held high.

I seriously think you guys should all get help. My family member, who was 20, just committed suicide and me, my whole family, her friends, and even people that just went to school with her are devastated. Even if you don't think anyone is there for you, there is SOMEONE. and you might not know them as this moment, but get help! Life is meant to be experienced and killing yourself will just lead to nothing. There is something for everyone in this world, find what is yours. I promise you everything gets better in the end and thats why professionals are out there, they are there to help you through your problems. If you are doing it because it is a feeling that you get off of, find something else to do, suicide is not the answer, it is permanent and you cannot reverse the effects it has on your family or anyone else in your community. PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE - get help! :) and smile, life isn't that bad if you don't make it that way. Don't like your life, get a new one if you want, move, get a new job, meet new people. Live life

You don't know me. You don't.
EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME WANTS ME DEAD. I CRY FOR HELP AND THEY PRETEND THE HELL I AM IN DOESN'T EXIST.
I want to die.
Fuck you. >>62

>>63
You're visibly upset.

>>63
jewish lies

JEWS

>>62
I agree, suicide is extra painful to the survivors. The best way would be to make it look like an accident. For example, by taking off your pants and putting on some pornos before hanging yourself.

>>65
Sry i meant >>62

I have a 10 metre exstension lead and I've doubled it.yes I want to kill myself.if someone wishes to take offence at this and thinks I'm sick or irresponsible then I understand.however I'd like to point out that I advise and plead with anyone who wants to hurt themselves or kill themselves please don't.see your doctor,go to hospital,talk to accident and emergency at hospital,phone samaritans,talk to a crisis team,or friends or family.tell people why you feel sad.the more people you tell it can become more difficult to kill yourself.you could talk to me and for that purpose use whatever name you want for me but my not real name is hollysea.I will listen and am available till wednesday.I think the most important reason to not do it is because you will miss out on your life.be merciful to yourself.there is likeley to be a time when you'll love or get happy times in life.whatever reson things are bad now life can always get better.there are other reasons like guilt, why you shouldn't kill or hurt youself.family and people who love you could have their lives torn apart.people you have loved,if they have left you don't deserve the horror of your death.if you want see the act of killing yourself as selfish.but don't dwell on selfishness or guilt if that makes you feel worse.so for me its most important not to kill yourself for love and understdanding of your own body and mind and heart.be gentle with yourself.I'm not saying what applys to me applys to you too.there are professionals who can help you and there are likely to be friends or family you can talk to or trust and if there is anyone who doesn't mind if your dead,well ignore what they think and be aware there are more people who want you alive.I do.so if I've offend anyone because I might encourage someone to kill themselves by what I'm writing and you think I'm selfish well I'm sorry and being off work,makes me irresponsible and wanting to die is selfish.however I look at these internet sights not to glorify suicide but in the hope I'll meet like minded people to share my crap thoughts so that I might just be helped.I can read the sights that tell me not to do it but they don't help.I've read honest accounts from berieved family members and from suicidal people alike

& the berieved and desperate suicidal are more helpful than when people accuse suicidal people of encouraging other suicidal people to kill themselves.I'll repeat myself again now.Being told I'm encouraging other suicides doesn't help.I understand people are often justified in their anger but I am not encouraging,I am taking part in this discussion so I am able to tell anyone who's prepared to listen to me my feelings and experience.yeah perhaps I should grow up but I'm wher I am in my life and have my need to relate,get comfort and offer comfort.sights where people can honestly tell there feelings can be helpful.and I know I'm being contradictory.so back to discussion.I have roughly 15 feet of doubled up cable,some of which will be lost to the nott I'll tie around the tall tree/bridge and some of which will be lost on the

Loop that goes around the neck.so maybe a ten foot drop.the thought of jumping is awful,not suprising though.last week and week before I've gone out to do this and got drunk to act as a anaesthetic to the climbing,tying and jumping but out of fear,and cold and probably incapacity because of drik I've not gone through with it.I've failed with two other methods and both have left me emotionally and physically more messed up.so I'm left currently with the more certain of succes hanging method I can't afford anti depressants cos I'm off work and this detailed description is out of bounds with friends.I'm considering not drinking this time.but I've failed so many times maybe there is something in my mind or heart stopping me.for me I hope not but for others please don't do it.

long drop would suck. if you fuck it up you could end up paralyzed from the waist down, in extreme pain and alive.

I would attach a bunjee cord, some sort of soft rope and tie it to the door handle, slouch down and let myself be strangled to death.

>>71
that or hide in the bushes near a high speed train then when I see it coming put my neck on the tracks. immediate decapitation no pain and the security wont find you in the bushes. Also gotta live it up before doing this, lot of booze, smokes etc...

What about a heavy tv attatched to feet?wouldn't a jefferson neck break happen from long drop.surely a long drop would make it difficult to be paralysed?

Some people have no one.some people will have no one.people are different

Life is a funny thing hung my self 8 years ago wife found me and some how got me down. then recovery. It still on going
once you die you crave the death.when you get depresses or thing dont go right the thought is in the back of your mind but people are right i did it with no note and and now have a permanant brain injury that i cant live with so just do what ya have to to make your self happy. And when ya talk to people talk to them like they wont be here tommorow . i will not be round after sat

>>75
Excuse me?

use a clothes hanger.

painless suicide is easy, all you need is two spoons

I always thought of tying a few grocery bags around my head after taking a few sleeping pills. Idk.

>>79
Do it, faggot.