WTF is wrong with me?????

Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one.

I have slept alone for over 20 years. Last time I slept all night with a girlfriend it was 1982. Proof I am a total malfunction. Girls and women don't even give me a second look ANYWHERE. There is something BLATANTLY wrong with me that NO goddam person will tell me what it is.

I just looked out my front window and saw a beautiful college-age girl leave Bob Fox's house, across the street. I guess he got a good lay today. College girls are hoez. I masturbate. Frequently. He is about 45 years old. She was a long haired, hot little hottie with a beautiful bod. I masturbate.

fail. GTFO

Sucks to be you, ha

>>1 are you serious. not since 1982?

you have a world record men you are a slayerrrr

>>1
Isn't this from that gym shooter's blog?

>>6
Didn't he kill himself?
THEN WHO WAS POST

>>7
copypasta

>>6
His old Usenet postings are still around also:

http://groups.google.com/group/misc.activism.militia/browse_thread/thread/f4a19130a6306db8/e8ee45cae0f91bc2#

And to contrast with that paranoid post, here's a story about his "squeeking" cat

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats/browse_frm/thread/47710086a9d9daab?tvc=1

>>9
And then she gave him the goatfinger.

>>9
Oh wow, these old USENET posts from 1995 are still rather relevant today. The people in that old newsgroup thread are talking about Libertarianism, and low and behold congressman Ron Paul comes around to run for President thirteen years later preaching the same kind of thing.

I am 12 what is USENET

>>10
failmeme