WTF is wrong with me?????

Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one.

I have slept alone for over 20 years. Last time I slept all night with a girlfriend it was 1982. Proof I am a total malfunction. Girls and women don't even give me a second look ANYWHERE. There is something BLATANTLY wrong with me that NO goddam person will tell me what it is.

I just looked out my front window and saw a beautiful college-age girl leave Bob Fox's house, across the street. I guess he got a good lay today. College girls are hoez. I masturbate. Frequently. He is about 45 years old. She was a long haired, hot little hottie with a beautiful bod. I masturbate.

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His old Usenet postings are still around also:

http://groups.google.com/group/misc.activism.militia/browse_thread/thread/f4a19130a6306db8/e8ee45cae0f91bc2#

And to contrast with that paranoid post, here's a story about his "squeeking" cat

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats/browse_frm/thread/47710086a9d9daab?tvc=1