Infidelity in relationships

Today i smelled another mans feces on the cock of my boyfriend.
Is he cheating on me?

NOTE: That was not me, do not be fooled!

>>2
You're an anus!

>>2
How can I be sure? Maybe it's your rebellious astral form?

>>4
You do not know the first thing about the astral plan! So stop spewing shit everywhere out of your filthy mouth!

>>5
You're an anus!

>>5
Well, what I know about ``astral plan'' is that your shamanism has made me miss my bus, which condemned me to wait twelve minutes for the next bus. Is that the horrible torment you wanted to afflict me with?

Why did you smell your boyfriends cock? Do you have no self-respect?

>>5
Whats the astral plan?

jerks

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

I can't be bothered to read that pasta but I will say that women are all interchangeable (aside from their looks).