New Zealand full of god damn possums

Some shit head imported possums, and now there are 20 times more possums than people.  The possums are bringing a local tree and pigeon to endanger of extinction, and giving tuberculosis to the farmer's cows.  Yet another example of people fucking shit up for other life forms.  Recommendation?  Import chinese and wild black aficans to eat the possums.

My recommendation? Nuke New Zealand.

I live in New Zealand, and I can assure you that there are no superfluous possums here, and that Mr. Anus's astral powers are bullshit.

>>3
I wouldn't be flapping my lips if I were you!

>>4
You're an anus!

>>4
You have done nothing. I'm waiting for my misery for a week.

Sheep fuckers

I live in New Zealand, just picked up a half ounce of that skunky, gonna go smoke myself out the tree.

>>8
Steve, that's a gay name.

>>9
Agreed.

The possums are bringing a local tree and pigeon to endanger of extinction

OH TEH NOES!!1112

Alert the press!

You could save alot of money by killing and eating those things!

guido von possum

>>11
Oh, they know about this problem.  I watched a program on the National Geographic Animal Planet or whatever channel about it.  This possum problem is only one of a great many invader species problems around the world caused by shitheads bringing species in where they don't belong.

We have the same problem with muslims here.

jerks took my lounge!

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