Free balloon rides!

Come on in, everybody!  We're going for a trip to the sky!  Wheeeeee!

99 Red Balloons

I would love to come on your balloon!

>>3
You're an anus!

>>3
Oh sweets!

You're going to ride all the way up there, in just that little basket?  Are you sure it's safe?

>>6
Some times you got to take risks!

>>7
You're an anus!

>>6
Not a problem!  We have a backup balloon inside the first balloon!

>>3
* I would love to come in your anus!

Wow, that's pretty queer, bro.

>>3
You have a strange fetish Anus ribs.

Let's land at the Eiffel tower and have a picnic!

>>10
>>11
Why are you guys always twisting my words! You god damn know what I am trying to say!

>>13
You're an anus!

>>13
* Why are you guys always twisting my words? You god damn know what I am trying to say!

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

jerks