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The Suicide of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 4:41

AIDS

Name: Center for Disease Control 2009-08-03 5:50

THAT'S WHAT THIS THREAD HAS

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-03 7:04

It's not suicide if you didn't know she had it!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-03 7:08

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:10

>>3
Hey,MILKRIBS4k. I have a question.

If God is omniscient, how does free will exist? Doesn't the fact that an entity knows the answer to a choice you make before you make it prove that such a 'choice' never existed in the first place?

Name: Ch00Ch00 2009-08-03 7:20

Abortion /:

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-03 7:59

>>5
What are you talking about! Just because someone knows what you are going to do doesn't mean you can't change it! You could change it at the last minute!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-03 8:02

>>7
You're an anus!

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-08-03 9:16

I can assure you that I am not an anus.

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-03 9:16

>>9
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:44

>>7
Do you think prayer can ever heal, or have a positive effect on the health of an ill person?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-03 11:06

>>11
It can have a placebo effect I suppose!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-03 11:10

>>12
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 12:14

>>12
I bet you have never been in a fight or a violent situation. Get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 12:17

Sebastian Anusoid (18), when asked by an anonymous person what
is he going to do, declared that he will go to school.
"Go to school!" answered the anus when presented the
question "Whatcha gonna do?". Anusoid is a victim of a rare
disease, main symptom of which is being an anus, which results
in the inability to use the question mark. "I can't! I am just
always so pumped!", the anus says, trying to conceal the truth.
Dr. Win, a renowned expert in the area of trolling, came from
China to give a diagnosis. "It might be ching chong trauma. The
last time Anusoid was seen using the question mark, he was
admitting to being a ping pong anus. It might have had a bad
effect on him. Ching" says the doctor. "I can insure(sic) you I
am no anus!", Sebastian claims adamantly.

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