Telling jokes partly wrong

So, these two peanuts are walking down the street.  One was sexually assaulted by her stepfather.  A-SALT-ed, get it?  Salt?  Salted peanuts?

a jewish boy asks his father for $10
his father replies "$20, what do you need $30 for. you can buy something nice for $40. here's your $50, and get yourself a present"