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High school newpaper, for real

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:50

Thinking back to what we had as a high school paper, we should have had real news that was important to us.
Debbie the slut (17) faces off with Debbie the slut (13)
David sells drugs
Maybe you should quit school (op ed piece by counsellor)
New kids from Lebanon, Marhwan's breath smells of heavy spices
Bitches pregnant this week

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 6:14

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 8:31

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 15:41

>>2
Listen here, jerkface.
>>3
FAG

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 15:49

>>4
Calm down boy wonder!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-05 15:57

>>5
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 16:01

Jock Itch: Your Secret Shame

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 16:13

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 16:23

>>8
Human Interests

UNIDENTIFIED VANDAL DRAWS COCK ON BATHROOM STALL

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 16:28

>>8
>>9
Yous always have dicks on your minds don't you!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-05 16:29

>>10
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 16:29

There's always one girl at school that smells of fish

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 17:49

>>12
It must be her vagina!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-05 17:55

>>13
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 17:58

>>13
She sticks fishsticks up her vagina?  What kind of school did you go to?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 18:13

The following people were seen doing illegal activities:
<12 page list here>

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 18:15

>>15
No, I mean when women don't wash there vaginas they smell fishy!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-05 18:15

>>17
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 23:25

Danny picked last to be on team in gym class AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 5:06

Now imagine how would life be if you had a fish for penis. Just imagine that.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-06 7:25

>>20
Some peoples penis's smell like fish!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-06 7:25

>>21
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 9:30

>>21
Well, there you have it folks

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 13:45

>>23
The man obviously speaks from experience

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-06 14:00

>>24
And how would you know!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-06 14:05

>>25
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 15:06

>>25
Because i have no idea what cocks smell like. You do

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 15:58

>>27
Maybe he was talking about his own penis...

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-06 16:09

>>27
What! That makes no sense, you didn't read what I said right!
>>28
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-06 16:10

>>29
You're an anus!

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