High school newpaper, for real

Thinking back to what we had as a high school paper, we should have had real news that was important to us.
Debbie the slut (17) faces off with Debbie the slut (13)
David sells drugs
Maybe you should quit school (op ed piece by counsellor)
New kids from Lebanon, Marhwan's breath smells of heavy spices
Bitches pregnant this week

>>24
And how would you know!