1: 1001
This thread is an attempt to circumvent the 1000 reply limit to threads. With the combo be broken? Will it?
2: JEWS [Part 14]
The Tourette's OCD boy keeps 'em coming. A text wall of JEWS, that is.
3: I WISH TO BE A VIPPER
Starts off with a request of how to be a vipper, then comes poetry with the word "nigger" in it.
4: If you are high,
A request for high dudes to post shit. SO FUCKIN HIGH WHERE"S MY BALLS I"M HIGH ON MY OWN BALLS
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:37
5: Hey! You! Asakusa!! Come on,baby!! v0.002
Some kind of ASCII art reference to something Japanese. Much confusion follows. Did you know that Sakura means "cherry blossom"? They love those in Japan.
6: MICHAEL JACKSON
A news item concerning the celebrity of that name. Very brief news item.
7: How to achieve VIP Quality
A guide to good posting. Replies include JEWS, and penises.
8: OMG PISSFLAPS!!!!
OP goes apeshit with the term. We can imagine his mind considering them with great intent. The thread is graced with Tablecat and the beloved MILKRIBS4k!.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:41
removes hat
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:41
9: Michael Jackson's Anti-Jew Anthem
A reference to the original version of a song with lyrics that anti-anti-semitic groups protested serves as an ad for the weather forum site stormfronts.com.
10: Jewish Anal Rape of Doom
No discussion as such, more Tourette's it would seem.
11: IT'S VIP QUALITY
A request for ASCII art that works on /b/ is met with befuddlement from a confused audience of dunces.
12: JEWS
Someone spams ASCII art of a bald guy who is supposed to be a JEWS.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:50
I am humbled. My last post was an obvious impersonation of milkribs commenting on his relationship with semen, and his anus.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:51
13: hi am i a loud to post here
It is important, says the OP. The ಠ_ಠ makes an appearence reply #10.
14: Census of VIPPERs
A request for posts to determine how many VIPPERs there are. If the repliers are faithfully following the instructions, then there are currently 17 VIPPERs.
15: i am going to bed
A newcomer retires to the sack with some concern, having learned of danger about JEWS from the Tourette's boy. A tip about nickels under the bed seems to assure him, though he did not reply again. Maybe they got him. You know, they.
16: JEWS [part 11]
It was just like the first 10 JEWS movies, except the shark didn't show up yet. For christ's sake, don't you hollywood fucks have an original bone in you?
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Anonymous2009-07-03 3:59
17: Is it too much to ask
Oh dear, the thread is a request for readers to rise up and kill people. Did anyone see anything on the news about a spasm of mass killings this evening?
18: SHIT EVERYWHERE
The author describes a messy scene of a shit-splattered home, but I suspect he was cleverly alluding to the forum and the quality of the threads and replies.
19: I dream of cocks
An attempt to popularize a phrase by spamming the balls out of it. Inevitably, the phrase soon morphs the word "cocks" to "jews".
20: JUICE
A less repellent version of the JEWS spam threads, many replies go by before references to a Dave Chappelle bit and OJ Simpson appear.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 4:24
17: Is it too much to ask
Oh dear, this post is a request for readers to get out and kill as many people as possible. Was there anything on the news about a spasm of mass killings this evening?
18: SHIT EVERYWHERE
A shit-heavy scene of a shit-splattered home is described, where shit is on all walls and in all cupboards and generally all over. I sense that the OP is cleverly alluding to the forum.
19: I dream of cocks
An attempt to popularize a phrase by spamming the balls out of it becomes blunted as the phrase soon morphs the word "cocks" to "jews".
20: JUICE
Inspired by the multi-thread JEWS series, this thread refreshes and is refreshing.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 4:26
what the hell, I thought the board ate my previous post and I redid the last four from memory.
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Anonymous2009-07-03 4:33
Anyway, I'll just fake-bookmark the rest of the top 40 for later here.
21: BAKANEWS 22: /i/ board? 23: whats the difference between santa and a jew? 24: VIEWS [Vision 1] 25: GO TEAM USA! 26: Let's make a good quality thread! 27: ENDLESS SUCCESSION OF ROCKS 28: Let's VIP! 29: Ok… I think I got my mom pregnant 30: You're all a bunch of pimpled pederasts. 31: BREWS [Bottle 1] 32: DEWS [Drop 1] 33: JEWS [part 12] [side thread] 34: MATTHEWS [Generation 1] 35: Do women orgasm when they give birth? 36: JEWS [Part 20.000] 37: STEWS [Part 1] 38: MEWS [Pokéball 1] 39: CREWS [Part 1] 40: NEWS [Report 1]