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Dealing with chicks

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 8:34


So today I get up from a bed that only a real man with lots of training is able to sleep in. It's called "discipline", and it is the mindset I require in order to deal with chicks. I could have gone for a soft and cosy bed, but that would only spoil me into idiocy. No-one but me is using that bed anyway, but if they were, I would throw out the old one and buy an expensive girly bed in no-time.

Then I eat breakfast, and by "breakfast" I mean nourishment that is purely designed as being a part of a well balanced diet. For awhile there I drank raw eggs for a protein source, so what I'm eating is pretty much fodder with the taste of shit. Butter on that crisp bread? Think again. This is all because chicks hate fat guys. ...and yes, I would eat shit too if it would make me more fit.

Then, every other day, I lift my own bodyweight several times over, to grow the small lumps on my arms, because chicks digs lumps. Don't ask me why they're still stuck in the stone ages, but they are, and I have to go back there, beat up any competition they have, and more or less drag them home, and thus I require to lift my bodyweight several times over in order to get them. I'm basically a worker ant.

Then I'm off to work. I have a wonderful job, and by "wonderful" I mean a job that leaves the taste of shit in my mouth that only my breakfast is able to rival. I spent my entire youth studying for this pissy job, just for the money. Why? Because chicks love money. I could call them "whores" here, but as you have already read I've pissed my entire life away just to get chicks, so who am I to call names?

I don't drink or smoke due to those habits being health hazards that's bad for my skin, so partying is out of the question, and when I'm done with my pissy job, I'm really too exhausted to go anywhere and "get down", so then I log on to the latest date site where chick hang.

I find several girls who are even 100% matches, meaning that I am 100% what they want according who what they have specified, so I send them a very polite "Hi. How are you?".

There is no reply.

They've read the message, one day has passed, so I send a second message, telling them that I'd like them to reply.

They block me.

Bad end.

I understand why guys rape girls. There is really no other way to win, is there?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 8:44

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 8:46

Sir, everything you're doing is mostly irreverent and pointless.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 9:53

Maybe it's because your breath smells like shit

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>>5
Bro, you don't have to tell him straight up to his face!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 9:55

>>5
Yeah, across the internet.

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