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Stranger: hi i am muslim
You: hi
You: me to
Stranger: so alot of virgins heh?
You: allahu akbar
You: lots
Stranger: lets blow ourselves up
You: i see that u are joking about muslims
Stranger: brb bombs
You: u should not do that
Stranger: it's fun
Stranger: you must be able to laugh with religions
Stranger: with all of them
You: yes, but a good muslim like me has a duty to behead scum like u
Stranger: continue
You: did you know it takes less than 3 minutes to trace someones IP address?
Stranger: why cant we laugh with religions
You: did you know it takes less than 3 minutes to trace someones IP address?
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You: Really?
You: That's it?
Stranger: yep, it sure is
You: and you're proud of that?
Stranger: no, i actually regret it every day of my life....
You: oh
You: gee, i'm sorry
Stranger: its alright, i have learned to live with it...
You: You're a brave man
You: I salute you
Stranger: why thank you soldier!
You: *sound of bugle*
Stranger: *sound of approaching warthog*
You: *stranger rides off into sunset*
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Anonymous2009-06-28 10:16
bummp
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Anonymous2009-06-28 10:16
bummp
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Anonymous2009-06-28 10:33
You: ( ≖‿≖)
You: *grabs dick*
I've been waiting five minutes for a reply. Nothing.
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You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: (≖‿≖)
Stranger: (≖‿≖) who?
You: (≖‿≖)
Stranger: mom?
You: ( ≖‿≖)
You: ( ≖_≖)
Stranger: sorry no one's home.
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Anonymous2009-06-28 22:07
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You: ( ≖‿≖)
Stranger: hey
You: hey ( ≖‿≖)
Stranger: I miss billy mays
You: ( ≖_≖)
Stranger: do you?
You: ( ≖__≖)
Stranger: fuck you then chink
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Anonymous2009-06-29 16:49
Stranger: hi
You: ( ≖‿≖) hi there
You: B====>
Stranger: what? :)
You: shhhhhh
You: *grabs dick*
Stranger: Hey i am an 18 years old male from italy if you don't wanna talk that's ok so what do you say?
You: hrm
You: When was the last time there was a great italian politician?
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Stranger: Hello
You: your an anus!
Stranger: Really?
You: your an anus!
Stranger: It's "you're"
Stranger: Not your
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Anonymous2009-07-05 18:24
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: How big is your dick in inches?
Stranger: why?
You: LOL you are a woman
Stranger: LOL U ARE A TIT
You: any man worth his salt would have awnsered that right away
You: well unless he was frightened i would add 1+ whatever inches he had
Stranger: for a start,im a girl
Stranger: lol
You: so i was right?
You: u could have said ur boyfriends size
Stranger: i have no boyfriend
You: well maybe if u had a dildo
You: technically that is your dick
Stranger: im 13
You: oh dear
You: bad way to start the conversation
You: let me talk to you about the birds and the bees my dear...
You: opps.
Stranger: no thanks
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Anonymous2009-07-05 18:30
So I just did twenty talks starting with Hi! / I am MILKRIBS4k!. 18 of the strangers just hung up, one asked who, so I had to repeat for him to hang up, and one called me an anus.
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Anonymous2009-07-05 18:42
You: （ ・∀・）I am MILKRIBS4k!
You: wwwwwwwwww
Stranger: Yeah
You: （ ・∀・）
Stranger: Wow. mature
You: At least I have hair on my balls!
Stranger: Well, considering I don't have any balls, that's really not a good basis of maturity.
You: -_-
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Anonymous2009-07-05 18:43
You: Hi!
You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
You: I am here to make omegle a better place!
Stranger: Oh cool
You: We should introduce registration!
You: Then there will be no trolls!
You: What do you think!
Stranger: Are you sure about that?
You: Yes! MILKRIBS4k is sure that this will work!
You: We will have no queers either!
Stranger: What's to prevent people from registering more than once?
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: O...K
You: People keep calling me an anus!
You: On world4ch!
You: It's full of trolls and queers!
Stranger: Who says "queers", anyway?
You: Jeepers creepers, I do!
Stranger: Did you just travel through time from the 60's or something?
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: 50's?
Stranger: No, back then queer had its original meaning still
You: I have a Mac!
You: Wanna see!
Stranger: No, not really
You: Why are you trolling MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: I'm not really trolling, I don't think.
You: Yes you are a troll!
You: You are all trolling me!
Stranger: Define "trolling", first of all.
You: See you are trolling!
You: Hello. You: Want to take part in an experiment?
Stranger: ok You: It will last about two minutes. You: OK
Stranger: sure You: I will say some things and you say the first thing that comes to mind. You: There will be fifteen things. You: Ready?
Stranger: go You: Sun
Stranger: god You: Spider
Stranger: man You: Glass
Stranger: house You: Window
Stranger: plane You: Resonance
Stranger: voice You: Count
Stranger: Dracula You: Flower
Stranger: power You: The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
Stranger: ahhhh You: ( ≖‿≖)
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You: pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot. its right that?
Stranger: then i don't need a jacket
You: OHIHIHIHIHAIHASIHIRHWEIHRIAEHASIDASJDASIPDOIAJDPQWOIJEQWOPJEQWJEQWJIEIQWJEOE
Stranger: thanks arthur
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Stranger: hi
You: Jihad
You: ??
Stranger: wtf?
You: hi
You: sorry
You: that was Sister Veronica
You: fucking nuns
You: hello how do you do?
You: I am Pastor Richards
Stranger: oh cool a pastor
You: Yes
You: How are you today my child>
Stranger: always wanted to burn 1
You: its okay we dont actually believe in God.
Stranger: well there asses are in the fucking church
Stranger: thats wrong allready
You: the fucking church thats what it is
You: i just fucked Sister Veronica
You: she was decent
You: （ ≖‿≖）
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Anonymous2009-07-18 2:09
FACT: Every omegle log gets better when you add "HALO OMAGLU" at the beginning.
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Anonymous2009-07-18 6:19
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: all i got iz dreamz
You: I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
Stranger: no body believs
Stranger: yeah i never had a gf im 21
Stranger: women are too stupid and not very interesting
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Anonymous2009-07-18 7:12
You: Good day.
Stranger: webcam
You: Excuse me?
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;_;
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Anonymous2009-09-02 0:53
Stranger: The prawns...they're everywhere. You have to get me out of D-9. Please!!
You: OH GOD
You: How can I help you??
You: How can I get you out?
Stranger: I don't know!
You: SHIT
Stranger: Call MNU!
Stranger: HURRY!
You: guuuh that's long distance
You: What else can I do?!
Stranger: Call--call Wikus. He's half prawn...he can talk to them.
Stranger: Oh god...they're banging on the door
Stranger: I don't have much time
You: I...
Stranger: dxhdfgdfg
You: I'M SO SORRY
Stranger: THEY'RE HERE.
Stranger: OH GOD, OH GOD
Stranger: It's staring at me
Stranger: Get it away from meearrerrskjladfbgsfu dhjdhfdskjfh
You: SHIT
You: SHIT ARE YOU STILL THERE
Stranger: I found a gun
Stranger: I shot it in its head...there's
You: is it dead?
Stranger: there's black stuff everywhere
Stranger: I think so....
You: oh god don't touch it
Stranger: It's in my eye!
Stranger: It burnsssdskjfsahdfs c,jnxm
You: Rinse! Rinse!
Stranger: I CAN'T!
Stranger: GOD, NO.
You: What's happening?!
Stranger: There are more coming...I hear them
Stranger: I'm--I'm in this small shack thing
Stranger: There are computer parts on the wall
You: Try to hide!
You: Shoot anything that moves!
Stranger: Where?! WHERE?!
Stranger: It's nothing but an open room.
Stranger: Oh God.
You: What?
Stranger: God, no, no, noooo.
You: What is it?
Stranger: There's one
Stranger: outside the door
Stranger: I don't think it knows I'm here
You: Don't move, maybe it won't see you..
Stranger: GOD, NO!!
Stranger: THERE ARE MORE!!!
Stranger: There in here! HELP ME!
Stranger: PLEASE, GODD!
You: HOW???
Stranger: HELP MEEEEE!
Stranger: kdsjffsd
Stranger: I'm being attacked!!
Stranger: HAHDSFHdfhdf
You: JUST KEEP SHOOTING
Stranger: I'm out of ammo
Stranger: Jesus.
Stranger: sdklf
Stranger: I can't--one's on me!
Stranger: IT WON'T GET OFF!!
You: BITE IT
You: BITE ITS LITTLE PINCERS OFF
Stranger: I'm trying, I'm trying----
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I think I got it
Stranger: They're backing off now.
Stranger: They know not to mess with me anym--
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You: sup
You: howz it hangin
Stranger: just a little drrunk
Stranger: lol
You: my mama sed drinkans bad 4 u helth she sed.
Stranger: well
You: i kill u!
You: i murder u!
Stranger: my mama sed baad spelin is haerd too readd
You: i fuck u!
You: i rape u momma!
You: i bad
Stranger: apparently
You: u racis
You: i kill racis
Stranger: u a bad speelller
You: wit my big black dick
You: u racis
Stranger: oh well if we are talking about dick :)
You: i refyuse to confurm to da whyteman opreshon of de word!
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Anonymous2010-06-13 1:50
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: Hey
You: y'all niggas be ballin
Stranger: Errrrday
Stranger: Beeeeotch
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You: cuz i mite jos kill u wit my big dick
You: mah big dick goes boom kamblam and u ded u her
Stranger: aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
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Anonymous2010-06-13 2:07
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Anonymous2010-07-08 6:38
You: can i get some pussy?
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Anonymous2010-07-08 6:40
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