porn rides the wind

Curiosity got the best of me, searching my dad's room once and finding a oddly marked recorded tape days after searching father's room. I discovered gay-sex with large muscle men with that find.

Becuase of climate change porn patterns are undergoing dramatic shifts. Areas that traditionally have heavy pornfall are now suffering porn droughts while areas that have had a traditionally low porn index are having huge porno floods. If we don't act now the gulf coast will could be entirely submerged under porn while farmers in the Midwest will have virtually nothing to fap to.

I have two dads.  Both of them are into gay porn.  What are the odds?

I've found plenty of forest porn.

I'd like to know what kind of tree grows porn as its fruit. Apparently these trees only grow near railroad tracks and only in forests that turn into swamps when it rains.

Eh, we're knee deep porn up here, don't cha know

>>1
How did it make you fell!

>>6
You're an anus!

>>3
Pretty good I'd say.