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My fundamental problem with girls..

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 18:21

.. is that I just want to have sex with them.  But u need to talk with them and maybe take them on a date before they'll have sex with you.  So I've done that.. I've approached maybe 200 girls within the last year and they've all rejected me.  I'm now so sick of having dinner and taking them to the movies.

What should I do?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 18:26

>>1
Wanting to have sex with a girl is not a problem it makes you a man!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 18:27

>>2
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 19:00

Go to a club, hit on the drunk ones

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 20:30

>>1
Import one from some foreign country.  There's plenty of desperate chicks who barely speak English, with "FUCKING HOT" being their only marketable skill.  So long as you dangle the faintest hope of citizenship in front of them, they'll do whatever you want no matter how much a loser you really are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 23:11

>>1
just pay for whores.  it's what you want, you won't break any hearts, and it's ultimately cheaper than buying shit for some chick you don't care about past her snatch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 23:56

>>6

The whores in my country (USA) are almost all very ugly..  where can I find whores ages 18-23 of nearly model quality?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 0:03

>>7
That Shamwow whore was kind of hot.  Just remember not to try and kiss them

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 0:13

>>7
You need to look for whores in the 13-15 age bracket. If you expect to find anyone decent looking above that age be prepared to pay top dollar.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 1:27

>>5

Which countries?  I'm only into White and Asian (Oriental) girls

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 1:53

>>10
Most mail-order brides are from Eastern Europe and Asia.  Be weary though.  A lot of the Southeast Asian ones will leave you as soon as they've got that green card.  And the Russian ones will probably kill you in your sleep, just because.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:01

Have sex with men (  ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:16

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 4:34

>>9



┌──────┐
│You're a pedo!│
└∩───∩─┘
  ヽ(`・ω・´)ノ

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:44


┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐
│He may be a pedo but you suck at ascii art!│
└────────────────∩─────────∩────────────────┘
                 ヽ(`・ω・´)ノ

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:44

well fuck

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:45


┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐
│He may be a pedo but you suck at ascii art!│
└────────────────∩─────────∩────────────────┘
                 ヽ(`・ω・´)ノ

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:45

That's better

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 12:46

>>14 looks fine
>>15,17
Why are his hands detached?

Name: RedCream 2009-06-17 13:11


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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-17 13:12

>>20
Not true I know ALL the BBCODE!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-17 13:12

>>21
lets lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 13:16

>>19

He got caught with CP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 13:19

>>15
O rly?
I refer you to your own post numbnuts

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 13:20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 13:24

This may surprise you, but actually it was I who wrote ABBC.

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