So I was at Starbucks yesterday.. there was a really hot blond girl in the line next to me with a pink tanktop, short skirt, hello kitty flip-flops. I glanced her way and she smiled at me. Just at this moment, this burly biker guy gets up from his table and lunges at me with his open cup of hot coffee!
Him: Why you hitting on my girlfriend, you punk ass kid!
Me: Huh, what? U mean her? I wasn't even looking!
Him: Oh, yes you were! You must be thinkin dirty thought bout her right there! (He grabs my shirt and yanks it.)
Me: Uh.. I have a girlfriend myself.. I ain't thinking of cheating on her.
Him: Your girl must be an ugly lazy bitch who sent your sorry ass to fetch her coffee.
Me: Um, dude, I'm sorry I just... -- (cut off)
Him: U expect me to believe you're not checkin out my girl cause your gf is hotter than mine, right?
Me: Uh.. well.. (nervous).. yeah..
He then punches me in the face, knocking me to the floor. The cashier girl screams.. One of the starbucks employees, a guy, comes over and asks if I'm OK and the biker guy shoves him and
starts yelling at him too as he threatened him with his half full cup of coffee.
Him: Get your ass out of other people's business, kid!
A brief moment of awkward silence as the whole crowd looks over in awe..
He then jerks his gf's arm and leaves Starbucks, slamming the door on his way out.
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Anonymous2009-06-07 0:46
So I was at Starbucks yesterday.. there was a really hot blond girl in the line next to me with a pink tanktop, short skirt, hello kitty flip-flops. I glanced her way and she smiled at me. Just at this moment, this burly biker guy gets up from his table and lunges at me with his open cup of hot coffee!
Him: Why you hitting on my girlfriend, you punk ass kid!
Me: Huh, what?
Him: Oh, yes you were! You must be thinkin dirty thought bout her right there! (He grabs my shirt and yanks it.)
Me: Fuck off you cocksucker.
He then trys to punch me in the face, but I'm too fast. I jump up while pivoting my weight with my arms on his arm, and wrap my legs on his torso. He falls over and I twist my body and use his to break my fall. I then stomp his wrist with all my weight, pulling my limbs to myself to concentrate my mass.
A brief moment of awkward silence as the whole crowd looks over in awe..
Me: Learn some fuckin' manners, jerkface.
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Anonymous2009-06-07 1:35
Better be careful bro, he might send his biker gang after you. And these ain't no niggers and spics. They fight dirty. And when I say dirty, I mean they don't let a nice piece of ass go to waste
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Anonymous2011-05-15 19:36
Go to Peet's coffee.. Starbucks is for redneck bikers