Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
You: I am
Stranger: hi\
You: an anus.
You: talk to me,
You: feed me
You: sdfghn
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I can't belive this stuff!

yall crazy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl >
You: I just shat out a condom
You: does this mean im gay?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: c
You: d
Stranger: e
You: f
Stranger: g
You: c-c-c-c-combo BREAKER!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU IDIOT
Stranger: YOU SUCK.
Stranger: h *crys*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i am m 16 looking for a horny teen girl to cam to cam with on msn (dont answer if u r not any of these)
You: is 87 young enough for you?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: okay
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/China
You: I mean Tibet
Stranger: do you have big boobs?
You: 36Ds
You: Many china girls get boob job done
Stranger: damn, hoped you were small... flat-chested :/
You: Tibetian tradition
You: asl?
Stranger: lol thats lame for me...
Stranger: 19/m/usa
You: "lol thats lame for me..."
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: i like girls with firm boobs. big boobs arent usually firm... so its bad for me, a guy who likes smaller boobs, that girls are getting implants.
You: implants are firm, and big
You: You are virgin?
Stranger: so you have firm, big boobs?
You: Of course
Stranger: unfortunately... came close twice, but both backed down...
You: Prostitutes?
Stranger: huh... new combination for me :P
Stranger: no, school girls in high school
You: Prostitutes are more reliable
You: Highly reccomended
You: for practise
Stranger: yeah, but i dont have that kinda money lol
Stranger: thats true...
You: Do the dine and dash
Stranger: lol so how tall are you?
You: What's your first name?
Stranger: you first! :)
You: Debbie in english
You: yours?
Stranger: Joseph.
Stranger: I'm Joseph lol
You: Listen Jo, I have to tell you something personal...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm not really a 17 y/o girl from tibet (lol), I am a 38 y/o man who is ferociously turned on by the fact that you're getting turned on by my big and firm breasts. Well, I was turned on. Now that I've cum I no longer feel the need to continue this charade.
Stranger: That's depressing that you came so fast.
Stranger: Also, I have your IP address.
You: For me it was an eternity
Stranger: Expect the FBI to be on your doorstep soon.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I suggest melting your hard drive.
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: According to the ticket I recieved, you should expect them at your door in 12 minutes.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I'm not the FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I reported you.
Stranger: Enjoy butt-rape.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no one even reads these.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hi m/f?
You: f here hun, you :P
Stranger: M haha goody :)
You: Where you from stranger ;)
Stranger: Sweden. and u are?
You: I'm from LA in the us hun :) woopwoop
Stranger: haha I love America, so what do you do for fun?
You: ooh you're eagre hehe :P ummm parties, clubbing and the obvious :p
Stranger: haha fucking yes?
You: oh you know it baby :p
Stranger: I love to fuck girls i love to treat woman right
You: Oh you sound like the man for me hun ahahah:p
You: you gotta big dick then?
Stranger: 9 inches, i can fuck for hours :P
You: lol you're actually making me a bit wet, I'm so bored I just wanna do something so fucking dirty
Stranger: how old?
You: 19 here. youu :P
Stranger: 16 haha
You: what's your name btw lol? :p - I'm sara
Stranger: Karl :p
You: oh great, I like young boys and I like the name Karl, they can fuck for ages and always have the biggest dicks:p ,like you I guess
Stranger: haha:p you have cam bb ??
You: Oh fuck I though you would never ask haha, Im a shy girl rele :p
Stranger: What is email?
You: Hmm, I wanna talk dirty for a bit first, you want me wet right?
Stranger: oh yeah haha sexy girl :p
You: Well, when I'm fucking a guy, I like to go doggy style and push my big butt right up so he can fuck the shit out of my pink pussy. I fucking love the noise of him smacking against my ass and I loooove being slapped on my butt. :p
Stranger: oooh very nice :p
You: How big are you hun? I wanna see if you can fit in me you fucking man :p
Stranger: 9" hun, I can fuck for hours. I am good in bed lol :p
You: Omg I really wish you lived in LA I would fuck you for days you little stud :p haha. Sorry im horny atm hun
Stranger: No it's good baby i will fuck you to :p
You: ooh I can't wait lol, once I was in Mudkipz, this club in LA and a guy was fucking me on the dancefloor, he wasn't 9" tho, ive never taken a dick that big :p:p:p
Stranger: you will like it :p all the girls like it tbh hha, ive only been with 5 or 6 really
You: ohhh almost a virgin then, I love that, you are still energetic :p:p:p
Stranger: :p
You: What do you look like Karl? :p
Stranger: haha umm big dick obviosly and brown hair, atm im just in boxers, just for you haha
You: ooh thank you I can't wait :p:p
You: You wanna know a secret Karl?
Stranger: haha ok :p bb then cam2cam?
You: sure, but this will get you hard lol :o like didldoes?
Stranger: haha yes go ahead sxy :p:p
You: All this time I have been a 35 year old fat, American man sat sweating at my computer desk covered in filth with a beer in my hand, swiggin from a can of corn. I have been picturing you in my mind, every commenting creating a new mental picture, undressing you, dressing you back up in lingerie and lace, imagining that oh so famous cock of yours resting in my mouth. I've wanked 2 times already over you, you fucking little whore. I've been talking dirty with you, imagining me fucking your tiny 16 year old ass, it bleeding slightly, your tender screams of pain and cumming all over your adolescent face. Thankyou Karl, you dirty little fuck rabbit - This has been the best wank I've ever had.

You: All this time I have been a 35 year old fat, American man sat sweating at my computer desk covered in filth with a beer in my hand, swiggin from a can of corn. I have been picturing you in my mind, every commenting creating a new mental picture, undressing you, dressing you back up in lingerie and lace, imagining that oh so famous cock of yours resting in my mouth. I've wanked 2 times already over you, you fucking little whore. I've been talking dirty with you, imagining me fucking your tiny 16 year old ass, it bleeding slightly, your tender screams of pain and cumming all over your adolescent face. Thankyou Karl, you dirty little fuck rabbit - This has been the best wank I've ever had.
Brotip: everyone already knows that.  There is no ``big reveal''.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Im looking for a hot sexy girl 18-22 who would like to get on web cam with me and and get naked.
You: oh.. i am 15.. is it ok?
Stranger: wow that is very young
Stranger: im 18
You: i think it is illegal for me
Stranger: well its illegal for us to have sex
Stranger: well here it is atleas
You: where?
Stranger: in the US
You: what is you aim
Stranger: bassu2v
You: wait
You: my aim just crashed
You: whats your name?
Stranger: my name is matthew
Stranger: what is yours?
You: lennah
Stranger: very sweet name
Stranger: well maybe you want to send pictures of eachother?
You: sure
Stranger: ok
You: http://large.pictures.saver.dailybooth.com/bc7c69c92de5ee3e79f8bfa6e720bf8a_2616151.jpg
You: send me yours
Stranger: http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/bassu2v/7518_1232007566883_1429970381_68690.jpg
Stranger: im the one in the back
Stranger: red hair
Stranger: wow you dont look 15
Stranger: you look great
You: thanks
You: you too
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ok do you want to send more reveling pictures?
You: um..
You: ok
You: you first
Stranger: ok what do you want to see
Stranger: shirt off?
You: yes
You: and then dick
Stranger: how about we both send no shirt
Stranger: then both send naked ones
You: ok
Stranger: ok one sec
Stranger: http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/bassu2v/Photo61.jpg
Stranger: see it?
You: yes..nice
Stranger: ok your turn
You: wait
Stranger: ?
Connection imploded.

oh like her cunt hasn't been stretched by multiple sweated cocks

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im hannah
Stranger: MONTANA
You: hi
You: want to take part in an experiment?
Stranger: nein
You: I will say some things and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Stranger: OK
You: ok, ready?
Stranger: YES!!!!
You: TV
Stranger: poop
You: Porn
Stranger: penis
You: table
Stranger: cloth
You: chair
Stranger: butt
You: mattres
Stranger: sex
You: bike
Stranger: funky
You: anus
Stranger: ass
You: big huge atomic cock sucking japanese atomic research institute
Stranger: slut
You: The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
Stranger: Ew..
Stranger: YOU SLUT I NEVER WANNA SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!
You: wanna have cam sex?
Stranger: nein you are too fugly
Stranger: you horny bastard
You: that's not what your mom said last night
You: oh my bad, she told me not to tell you
Stranger: You disgust me
You: so does your mom

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: sup bra bra(:
Stranger: jkjk
You: ???
You: are you ok?
Stranger: never mind,,, yeah in=m fin
Stranger: yeah im fine
You: Can you feel the pain in the ass??
You: ohhh yeah
You: !!!!
You: Desudesudesudesu!!!
You: wats wrong with you?
Stranger: of course... uhhh geet going harder harder... uhhh\
You: you are so fucking offensive
Stranger: nothings wrong with me how about you?
Stranger: how? what did i do?/
You: get away from me!
You: i hate you :(
Stranger: why?
You: why wat?
Stranger: why stay away from you what did i do i was jking...
You: wat are you talking about?
Stranger: you just said get away from me... what did i do?
You: i didn't said that
You: sure that you are fine?
Stranger: look back at our conversation... you said that... "Stranger: get away from me!" copy and pasted from our convo... i am fine
Stranger: kkk
You: it just says hi
You: You: hi
Stranger: okay whatever
You: see?
You: you really need a doctor
Stranger: okay your mean... go get a life.. little kid how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: wow your immature
You: i'm just bored , it's that a problem
You: ?
Stranger: no but its annoying
You: ok
You: i'll go
You: bye
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a guy?
Stranger: lady with a cock, like lady gaga
You: I am Lady Gaga.
Stranger: and im your mum
Stranger: tae it like a bitch
You: Holy shit!
Stranger: take*
Stranger: enit
Stranger: guess what
You: Ow, mommy!
You: Wut?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: there once was a man called Michael fingaon who had ten fingers on his chinagoonononononon
Stranger: thats my song
Stranger: you have to sing it, otherwise it just dont sound right,
You: you have a great voice, mommy.
You: can I get it in my mouth this time?
Stranger: yees and get your arss to bed child
You: fuck.
Stranger: yes
You: Yaya!
Stranger: well child it looks like madre is gonna have to come downstairs and give that nigger of a arss of yours a spanking
You: yeah, I like that!
Stranger: can i ask you something young one
Stranger: wait wait
Stranger: what
Stranger: is
Stranger: the
Stranger: point
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: guys behind you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a guy?
Stranger: lady with a cock, like lady gaga
You: I am Lady Gaga.
Stranger: and im your mum
Stranger: tae it like a bitch
You: Holy shit!
Stranger: take*
Stranger: enit
Stranger: guess what
You: Ow, mommy!
You: Wut?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: there once was a man called Michael fingaon who had ten fingers on his chinagoonononononon
Stranger: thats my song
Stranger: you have to sing it, otherwise it just dont sound right,
You: you have a great voice, mommy.
You: can I get it in my mouth this time?
Stranger: yees and get your arss to bed child
You: fuck.
Stranger: yes
You: Yaya!
Stranger: well child it looks like madre is gonna have to come downstairs and give that nigger of a arss of yours a spanking
You: yeah, I like that!
Stranger: can i ask you something young one
Stranger: wait wait
Stranger: what
Stranger: is
Stranger: the
Stranger: point
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: guys behind you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a girl with a cock?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i'm a girl without one lol
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Where is the KIMMO ALM in this thread?  It's missing and unnatural, like stink would be if it was missing from a pile of fetid shit.

>>58
Cream, I think you're a little obsessed about this Kimmo Alm! Are you trying to get him to go to the bathhouse! wwwwwww

>>59
No, but KIMMO ALM himself is very interested in the gay bathhouses, since there's always the chance he can obtain sex with a minor there.

>>60
You're right! wwwwww

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi boy girl or both
You: sorry, keyboard died.
You: I'm a girl with a cock, is that both?
Stranger: yes
You: Good.
Stranger: u are thats so kool
Stranger: im a guy who wants to be a transvestite so ur a transvestite
You: If only I could reach it with my mouth...
Stranger: haha
You: I would be sucking that thing all day.
Stranger: ya haha
Stranger: so ur a transvestite
You: Yup.
Stranger: nice i want to be one
Stranger: can i ask u some questions
Stranger: please
You: Sure.
Stranger: so why did u become one
You: Becuase I wanted a cock, why else?
Stranger: wait were u a guy befor u became a transvestite
You: Girl.
You: Before.
Stranger: o so how did u get a cock
You: drugs
Stranger: o im a guy and i want boobs and to look like a girl whe did u become one
You: A few weeks ago
Stranger: o how old are u
You: 12
Stranger: what nice what are u favorite clothes to wear
You: nothing
Stranger: o i like tights and shot skirst when u are at schoold dont u get hard
You: All the time.
Stranger: um
You: Sometimes I even help the teacher out after class.
You: {:
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>>62
You are an queer!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: truly abusive 22/m/us looking for a girl to beat up/degrade online. I'm willing to rape you financially as well.
You: I'm horny
You: Ooh.
You: I like.
You: Can you rape me sexually?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: where are u
You: Antarctica.
Stranger: what town
You: Penguinville.
Stranger: age?
You: 10
Stranger: ethnicity?
You: I dropped out of Elementary School.
You: Penguinese.
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>>64
lol, this made me giggle.

You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a convicted sex criminal. You are advised for your own safety not to disclose any personal information. Thank you. Enjoy chatting!
You: hello ^^
You: asl?
Stranger: youre an idiot
You: ?
You: how so? xD'
Stranger: im not tht dumb
You: you mispelled that...
You: and i don't understand...
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a convicted sex criminal. You are advised for your own safety not to disclose any personal information. Thank you. Enjoy chatting!
You: YOUR A SEX OFFENDER
Stranger: youre a dumbass hahaha, think im gonna fall for that
You: >:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.

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You: Heyy
Stranger: hhi
You: I'm a flirtacious, 82 year old Latvian with Rabies :)
Stranger: wow...just what i was looking for
Stranger: kinky
You: I know lmao
Stranger: really now....i'm really looking for a flirtacious, 82 year old Latvian with Rabies
You: Well I do just the job
Stranger: what kinda job?
Stranger: do u blow?
You: No I have breathing difficulties
Stranger: do u hand?
You: No I have arthiritis
Stranger: oh,,,i see.. :-]
Stranger: u have tits?
You: No I am a man. But I'm growing tits. My doctor says it will take up to a month
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i'm a guy too
Stranger: gay guy :=)
You: Well I am undecided. I currently have a wife AND a husband
You: It's legal in the south of Latvia
Stranger: u want another husband?
You: Maybe if I get too old to stand up on my own feet. Then you can not only be my mistress and lover but also my leg donor
Stranger: i ill do anything for u
You: Aww you sweetheart
You: ACHH!
Stranger: i know
You: I am having a heart attack and stroke at the same time!!!
You: GARRRRGH!
Stranger: rigt now?
You: Yes!
You: ArrgghhhhH! Owooowww
Stranger: i am watching gay porn as we speack
You: Well as you enjoy yourself, I am in horrifying, agonising pain!
Stranger: u'll be fine
You: In my last words, my friend: avenge my death! Goodbye!
Stranger: don;t worry
You: *dead*
Stranger: i'll miss u
Stranger: did u wrote your will before u die?
Stranger: did u give me the house and the dog?
Stranger: did u just died??
Stranger: :-((
You: Wife and husband: Sorry about this. But he is already dead. He made his will out to his pet fish, Spanky. We are both annoyed he decided to do this and I'm sure you, as another of his gay lovers is appaled at this too. And yes. He is dead. Really. Goodbye.
Stranger: wife and husbandS !
You have disconnected.

Funny conversation 2:
You: Hey
You: BOM BOM BOM
You: Got any grapes?
Stranger: i have grape fruit
You: Awesome!
You: *noms*
Stranger: not for you!
You: Dammit
You: I'm in trouble now :S I took a chomp
Stranger: u owe me a chomp of grapefruit
You: Sorry :S Would you like me to regurgitate it for you?
Stranger: no
You: Didnt think so
You have disconnected.

This thread is filled with MEGAFAIL.

XD
...whatever, same thing... :} XD PAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:/

You:
You: I SUCK DICKS
Stranger: omg me too!!!!!!!
Stranger: we have soo much in common >.<
You: Are you an robot!
Stranger: no
Stranger: :)
You: u sure?
Stranger: yarp
You: Do you have a vagina?
Stranger: last time i checked :L
Stranger: wbu??
You: were u from?
Stranger: england, you/
You: I am from germany
You: i'm homosexual.
Stranger: ahh, i'm bi :)
You: I only fuck pygmies.
You: They are so hot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you Sarah?
You: YES
Stranger: who am I then
You: Sarah
Stranger: thats you
Stranger: who's me
You: i know
You: Im sarah...
You: duh
Stranger: yeah but were you talking to me earlier
You: you thought i forgot..
You: ?
Stranger: erm okay what were ou doing earlier?
You: i was talking to you..
Stranger: about...
You: sex
Stranger: look if you chat shit just suck my cock
You: if i chat shit?
Stranger: yeah like right now
Stranger: so suck my dick
You: what is a chat shit?
Stranger: forget that
Stranger: you wanna fuck
You: yah
You: ;D
Stranger: im jerking my dick already babe
You: me 2
Stranger: your dick??!
You: i told you i was a tranny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you Sarah?
You: YES
Stranger: who am I then
You: Sarah
Stranger: thats you
Stranger: who's me
You: i know
You: Im sarah...
You: duh
Stranger: yeah but were you talking to me earlier
You: you thought i forgot..
You: ?
Stranger: erm okay what were ou doing earlier?
You: i was talking to you..
Stranger: about...
You: sex
Stranger: look if you chat shit just suck my cock
You: if i chat shit?
Stranger: yeah like right now
Stranger: so suck my dick
You: what is a chat shit?
Stranger: forget that
Stranger: you wanna fuck
You: yah
You: ;D
Stranger: im jerking my dick already babe
You: me 2
Stranger: your dick??!
You: i told you i was a tranny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The fail in this thread is approaching a MAXIMUM value.

>>77
Nah, it went way above maximum as soon as you posted!

PEOPLE : THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: wats up?
You: my thumb
Stranger: sweet
You: So, I heard you like gigantic creatures
You: are you familiar with godzirra ?
Stranger: no i am not.
Stranger: are u familiar with my butt?
You: Not yet, shall I ?
Stranger: shall u what?
Stranger: ohhh haha NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>78-kun, there is no way to go "above maximum".  You have failed, hence have actively contributed to the failfactor of this thread.