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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi boy girl or both
You: sorry, keyboard died.
You: I'm a girl with a cock, is that both?
Stranger: yes
You: Good.
Stranger: u are thats so kool
Stranger: im a guy who wants to be a transvestite so ur a transvestite
You: If only I could reach it with my mouth...
Stranger: haha
You: I would be sucking that thing all day.
Stranger: ya haha
Stranger: so ur a transvestite
You: Yup.
Stranger: nice i want to be one
Stranger: can i ask u some questions
Stranger: please
You: Sure.
Stranger: so why did u become one
You: Becuase I wanted a cock, why else?
Stranger: wait were u a guy befor u became a transvestite
You: Girl.
You: Before.
Stranger: o so how did u get a cock
You: drugs
Stranger: o im a guy and i want boobs and to look like a girl whe did u become one
You: A few weeks ago
Stranger: o how old are u
You: 12
Stranger: what nice what are u favorite clothes to wear
You: nothing
Stranger: o i like tights and shot skirst when u are at schoold dont u get hard
You: All the time.
Stranger: um
You: Sometimes I even help the teacher out after class.
You: {:
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