Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Question to discuss:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Stranger 1: I'm free as a bird now

Stranger 2: and shes climbing the stairway

Stranger 1: and this bird you cannot chayeeyayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeayeeange

Stranger 2: And iiiiiiiii have become... comfortably numb

Stranger 1: and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng jacket

Stranger 2: takes these broken eyes and learn to seeeee

Stranger 1: it's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out da kitchin momma rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'

Stranger 2: hes a pinball wizard, there has to be twist. pinball wizards got such a subtle wrist

Stranger 1: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do we liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike to hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. so much

Stranger 2: we're not gonna take it anymoooorrrreeeee

Stranger 1: breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law breakin the law

Stranger 1: love is a battlefield

Stranger 2: stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' aaalllliiiiiiiiiiiivvvveeee

Stranger 1: one day love will find you break bones crush and grind you

Stranger 2: im all out of love, im so lost without you

Stranger 1: YOU'RE GOING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME. YOU'RE RUNNING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. AS ONLY YOU WOULD BE. IF YOU NEVER OWED THEM ANYTHING

Stranger 2: i dont need no arms around me, and i dont need no drugs to calm me. i have seen the writing on the waaalll. NO, dont think i need ANYTHING AT ALL. all in all your just another brick int he wall.

Stranger 1: I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the I was following the

Stranger 1: I was following the pack all swallowed in their coats with scarves of red tied round their throats to keep their little heads from falling in the snow, then I turned round and there you'd go and micheal you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.

Stranger 2: (face melting guitar solo)

Stranger 1: IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

Stranger 2: Of You??

Stranger 2: (smashes instruments and walks off stage)

Stranger 2 has disconnected

THE BEST
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
talk about random shit,,,,, who ever leaves first is a pedophile rapist murderer.

You: hehe

You have disconnected.

>>4
this really made me laugh
also 124 get

Stranger: hi, 24 male


You: DONT SAY IT!


You: DONT SAY FUCKING SAY IT


You: JUST


Stranger: vagina


You: ANSWER MY QUESTION!


Stranger: vagina


You: What is a OP?


Stranger: vagina


Stranger: vagina


Stranger: asl?


Stranger: blahm blahm


You: FUCK YOU


Stranger: bye trollmeister


You: DIE YOU ZOMBIE


You: B O O M!

Omegle = OMEGLE = O.M.E.G.L.E. = Owns Most Egregiously Good Lizard Eggs

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